Our ‘Woman’s Guide’ to watching rugby in peace
RuggaWorld has drawn up a Woman’s Guide to Rugby Viewing to help all the men out there enjoy the games on television. We suggest you print it out and leave it on her pillow, preferably with a slab of chocolate.
QUESTIONS YOU DON’T ASK
After halftime:
“Aren’t they running the wrong way now?”
Whilst Naas is explaining what’s wrong with our rugby:
“Sweetie, can a player dropkick from a free kick without a player from the other side touching the ball?”
When the man in your life’s team is at the bottom of the SA log:
“Explain relegation to me again, please?”
“Are we winning?”
“Why are the Aussie teams so much better than ours?”
REMARKS YOU DON’T MAKE
“Wow! That number 10 has nice buttocks!”
“Look! Percy has a new hair colour again! Don’t you think Coert down at the hair saloon can do yours that way too?”
Don’t say anything if the South African team is not in front – ever.
THINGS YOU DON’T DO
On a Friday night: Don’t quickly switch over to ‘Noot vir Noot’ at halftime – it’s a very big sin. Not ‘Noot vir Noot’ but missing the opinions of the experts in the studio.
If you want playing time to overrun into playtime in the bedroom, for heavens sake don’t wear something with e.g. Brumbie or Chief written on it.
WHEN IT BECOMES A PARTY
Be glad when he invites a few friends over. You don’t want him to become sloshed in front of a flat screen now, do you?
Prepare some lekker titbits to serve before the time and during halftime. Not sushi-like stuff or fruit sosaties – rather stick to chips, biltong, salty cracks and a nice dip.
After the match the guys are hungry. Pap en sous, toasted sandwiches, potato salad, some chops and wors will go down well with a German bubbly drink.
And if his team won, prepare yourself something stronger, because it means that he will be watching the replay in the morning. And Sunday’s visit to your parents is out, because it clashes with the past week’s screening of the highlights. Don’t despair. Be patient.And count to 14.
March 7th, 2006 at 2:12 pm
I’m taking major flak from the goose already and we aren’t even halfway into the first tournament yet! I am looking to the PVR fixing all my problems as soon as i can afford it or she throws down some unreasonable ultimatum like sharing TV time.
March 7th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
Ho hum.
March 7th, 2006 at 3:15 pm
boertjie,
uhm, heksie will have something to say about this, especially since she is bascially kicking every guy on this sites arse in FL!
March 7th, 2006 at 3:19 pm
Billy
That is where Brownie points come in.
Let me explain this to you quickly.
A relationship is a continous exchange, be it love\hate, gifts, favours, body fuilds etc.
Your aim should be to always keep the scales a balanced as possible,If the scales tip heavily in your direction you will enter a territory known as “In die Kak”. This is a very bad place to be in. If you find yourself in this perilous situation a whole plauge of misfortunes might befall you. Your “goose” will give you “major flack”. Major Flack can be difined as anything from continous nagging to the burrying of an axe in your scull.
Even worse than all the above your “Goose” can choose to excersize her right to sit on her power base. This means no “nookie” for anything up to 2 weeks but it has been known to last indefinately.
Think of a relationship as a scoreboard. When you do something good you total goes up. Bad, it goes down.
The problem is that there is no clear set of rules that define how much points various actions can count on this scoreboard. The frequency of these actions also have a dramtic effect on how much they count for. For instance 1 beer is for arguments sake -10 points. You would then logically think that each subsequent beer is another -10 points. So drinking 6 beers before halftime should be -60 points then. Right ? WRONG. Drinking 6 beers before halftime is about – 200 points on this so-called scoreboard.
Also when you are intoxicated aka “Onder die Prop” your “bad” actions counts for double everything. Also remember that what my seem a really good idea when intoxicated might not really be one. For instance tying a whistling cracker onto the tail of the neighbours cats tail my seem like a good one but in actual fact it is REALLY BAD.
But don’t look all so glum. There is good news and there is bad news.
The good news is that there is something that can be done to get out of “Die Kak”. The bad news is that is bloody hard work. This is what is called “Brownie points”.
Good examples of Brownie points would be the following.
. Flowers, not everyday but just once in a while with a thoughtfull card.
. Shopping – The best time for this is Wednesday evenings or Sunday mornings. Take her to het favourite store and give her a figure of money that she can spend. Always make sure that this the figure that you name is about 60% of what you really wish to spend. I can almost garuantee you that she will find something just a little bit higher priced than what the figure you named. This way you are still in your budget. Also if a certain pair opf earrings or a necklace is a total must have you can still afford it becuase you were clever.
Things like coffee in bed with a fruit salad and yougurt is also a good idea over weekends.
If you are deep in very big trouble then a small bottle of her favourite perfume might come in handy.
The point of this whole diatribe is that you shouldn’t expect to get something for nothing. The world doesn’t work like that. Don’t come crying to me that “The World is not fair” do you think that a donkey chose to be born a donkey instead of a racehorse ?
Build up your Brownie points and hoard them like a squirel hoards nuts. Then she won’t be all that disagreeable about letting you sit on the coach the whole of Saturday drinking beer and watching TV.
If you have anymore questions ask away. I’ll be here the whole week.
Cheers
March 7th, 2006 at 3:23 pm
March 7th, 2006 at 3:26 pm
billy
Or you can do what I did and what PA apparently did. I once had a girlfriend who gave me the choice of me playing rugby or going out with her. She is now long history and I am now very happilly married for 3 monhs already with a beautifull wife that actually knows rugby and best of all understands it. She sits with me through every game and argues about why some of our SA teams are so kakka etc. She can hold her own in almost any rugby conversation.
Cheers
March 7th, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Methos, I might have been fooled into thinking you were a woman when first you started to share your thoughts, but then it hit me, a real woman doesn’t share the rules, thats part of the power, we have you men running in circles
and newsflash, don’t hoard the brownie points, they do have expiration dates sorry to say
Billy, get your ‘goose’ involved…. all woman, okay most, want to have the pleasure of doing something WITH their man, rugby could be it for you two if you choose !
March 7th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
right on methos,
shape up or ship out, i might stop drinking but i will NEVER stop watching the game!
March 7th, 2006 at 3:31 pm
Thanks for the posting Boertjie, good for a laugh, sad to say your guidelines are needed in too many SA households BECAUSE too many men believe rugby is not a place for women
how wrong they are huh ? 
March 7th, 2006 at 3:33 pm
Knew it wouldn’t be long before the ‘Kette arrived!
March 7th, 2006 at 3:35 pm
Hey Ras, how you doing ?
how could I resist 
March 7th, 2006 at 3:36 pm
Oops Jip Sharkette is right.
Brownie points is only good for about a week. After that it is gone.
Cheers
March 7th, 2006 at 3:38 pm
March 7th, 2006 at 3:48 pm
Good day Sharkette. haven’t had the time yet to congratulate you on your amazing form on the Hall of Fame. Good stuff
March 7th, 2006 at 3:58 pm
Sharkette is going for the first hat trick on RW Hall of Fame
Wouldn’t bet against her either.
March 7th, 2006 at 3:59 pm
Jip, looks like it Ras. Will still happen tonight by the look of things
March 7th, 2006 at 4:02 pm
I was hoping it would happen during the day, Jaap, but I suspect you are right.
Unless a dar horse starts going for it big time.
March 7th, 2006 at 4:05 pm
Well, we’ve got a hour. Wanna give it a go
March 7th, 2006 at 4:26 pm
methos, you seem like you are on the ball… lol
i mailed my fiancee the article… She found it funny but it worked. She actually printed it out… Now i just need to get her a slab of chocolate…
cheers, will chat tomorrow!!!
March 7th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
Thanks Jaap,
would’ve felt really earned if it had been genuine rugby comments, 14K was gotten on a woman’s subject posting though 
although it is terrible to have posted such nonsense to have gotten it
you better get posting cos the night shift I am sure are ready and waiting to get the 15K
have you seen the latest cowboy message ???
March 7th, 2006 at 4:41 pm
No I haven’t.
Somehow I don’t think 15k will be reached before i leave. So I’ll leave it up to you. don’t dissappoint me. Get that hat-trick
March 7th, 2006 at 5:04 pm
March 7th, 2006 at 6:31 pm
Hey who says the posts leading up to 14k were rubbish.
we probably had the highest ever roofkyker figure during that conversation 
I’ll try and be good tonight admin I promise but temptation is a wonderful thing you know.
March 7th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
Okay will have to make this a solo effort.
If you look like your passport photo you probably need the trip.
March 7th, 2006 at 7:06 pm
Truths from little children.
Never let Mommy brush your hair when she is upset with Daddy.
March 7th, 2006 at 7:08 pm
Don’t let the dog watch you milk and oreo’s. The can’t be trusted.
March 7th, 2006 at 7:09 pm
If more than one person got a case of the “clap” would it be considered an applause???
March 7th, 2006 at 7:13 pm
Three little ducks go into a Bar…………………………
“Say, what’s your name?” the bartender asked the first duck.
“Huey,” was the reply.
“How’s your day been, Huey?”
“Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?” said Huey.
“Oh. That’s nice,” said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, “Hi, and what’s your name?”
“Dewey,” came the answer from duck number two.
“So how’s your day been, Dewey!?” he asked.
“Great. Lovely day. I’ve had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?”
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, “So, you must be Louie?”
“No,” she said, batting her eyelashes. “My name is Puddles.”
March 7th, 2006 at 7:18 pm
Working towards the 15000 KSA??
March 7th, 2006 at 7:23 pm
WHO ME
March 7th, 2006 at 7:24 pm
Donner het pos @rugga……
March 7th, 2006 at 7:25 pm
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather–who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
–Author Unknown
March 7th, 2006 at 7:27 pm
Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: “Take two aspirin” and “Keep away from children.”
March 7th, 2006 at 7:31 pm
Do you know why they call it “PMS”? Because “Mad Cow Disease” was taken.
OUCH
March 7th, 2006 at 7:31 pm
YEEESSSS you!!!!!!!!!
March 7th, 2006 at 7:32 pm
Jy wil gedonner word vanaand!!
March 7th, 2006 at 7:36 pm
Hey I’m trying to get some of these roofkykers to comment.
There are to many posts on this site. To many people reading and not enough posting.
It is 20:35 and I can’t hang around until midnight waiting for 15k.
March 7th, 2006 at 7:43 pm
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
March 7th, 2006 at 7:45 pm
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
March 7th, 2006 at 7:46 pm
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
March 7th, 2006 at 7:48 pm
Will somebody please come and play with me??
March 7th, 2006 at 7:50 pm
Sheez!!!
March 7th, 2006 at 7:51 pm
I am prepared to play with you but I am in the bedroom
March 7th, 2006 at 7:53 pm
This is to good not to post.
A woman asked her hubby if he knew how she could make her bust bigger.
He said ‘try rubbing toilet paper between your tits, it’s worked for your arse’.
March 7th, 2006 at 7:54 pm
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That’s it! Tonight I will not tolerate it!
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March 7th, 2006 at 7:55 pm
Admin
Pleas go nap!!!!!!!!
March 7th, 2006 at 7:55 pm
Sorry KSA
I am here, het net gou my home shopping ontvang!
March 7th, 2006 at 8:00 pm
NO I’m sulking now admin was rude to me.
MAn ek is vol kak vanaand
March 7th, 2006 at 8:01 pm
Waars Donner vanaand
March 7th, 2006 at 8:01 pm
Go poor yourself a drink!!! Believe me, that will help
March 7th, 2006 at 8:04 pm
He is playing, got his new cellphone today!!!
March 7th, 2006 at 8:04 pm
Man it seems as if this 15k is going to go veeeeery late tonight.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:06 pm
Tell him to check his mail.
Best menu ever
Admin have sent it to you also.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:07 pm
KSA,
Verlang jy na my?
March 7th, 2006 at 8:08 pm
KSA
Saw it aswell
March 7th, 2006 at 8:10 pm
Tafeltjie
What it is a portable menu.
Donner
Ja.
Soek jy nog?
March 7th, 2006 at 8:11 pm
Stuur maar.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:11 pm
What menu???
March 7th, 2006 at 8:11 pm
KSA
Ja, hy sal vra vir nog, al kry hy by die huis
March 7th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
Admin let me know if you got it. something happend to my connection there.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
Admin emails go to Donner!!!
Kandas looks after my emails
March 7th, 2006 at 8:13 pm
Soms
March 7th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
Hello all…I note that the race for 15k is on
March 7th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
Soms se gat!!!!!!
Lyk my Kandas vat vir Admin meer gereeld vir ‘n nap as wat ons gedink het!!
March 7th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
Kandas
have sent “why women hate sport”
will send menu now
March 7th, 2006 at 8:17 pm
If I’m not here a bit late it is because I believe that our dearest ekskom is going to enforce another one of their most ever sworn at power cuts!!!!
March 7th, 2006 at 8:17 pm
KSA
Did you send some more? Haven’t received anything?
You should see all the girls emailing Admin. Luckily I am here to protect him.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:19 pm
SOMS BWHAHAHWHAHAHA
March 7th, 2006 at 8:19 pm
OOh, so Admin is shut down, how about Kandas??
March 7th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
I WANT ADMIN’S MAILS DONNER!
March 7th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
KSA
Jy kan ook op jou moer kry met daai BWHAHAWHAHAHA
March 7th, 2006 at 8:21 pm
KSA – on a roll there with the jokes and stuff…working on the shortfall to 15k by any chance?
March 7th, 2006 at 8:21 pm
14917
March 7th, 2006 at 8:22 pm
KSA,
Soms kry ek sulke goed in die mail. Kry altyd by de huis.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:23 pm
Zog
YEah nobody wanted to play with me so i played with myself……..
March 7th, 2006 at 8:24 pm
Donner
Nice recovery there boy!!!!
hahahahahaah
March 7th, 2006 at 8:24 pm
GOOD SAVE DONNER
you should have been a goalkeeper.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:25 pm
Donner, hoezit?
Does anyone know which S14 players are injured from the last weekends games?
I know some of must be praying for Gus, Jorrie an co to be on the list
March 7th, 2006 at 8:25 pm
Hi Zogman
Dont you also find this “Race to the next 1000″ very childish and, worst of all, husbands and wifes fighting it out!!!
March 7th, 2006 at 8:25 pm
March 7th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
…you boys are all the same !
March 7th, 2006 at 8:27 pm
KSA,
Always played goalkeeper. That is how I know how to protect Admin.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:28 pm
Sjit, Manne en Meisies
Kan ons nie sommer vanaand Brannas nie?
Ek het hier ‘n bottel Lanzerac rooi wat nie skrik vir niks nie en soek geselskap
March 7th, 2006 at 8:28 pm
Kandas
Stuff domestic violence is made of.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:28 pm
Donner my idea of foreplay is. “coming ready or not”
Sorry Admin
March 7th, 2006 at 8:29 pm
Sheesh, maar julle mense is blerry stadig!
Pos alreeds man!
March 7th, 2006 at 8:29 pm
Zogman,
Hopefully Greef, Snyman, Andrews, Badenhorst, ….
March 7th, 2006 at 8:29 pm
From Superrugby.co.za
Mallett takes Stormers to task
Posted on 06 March 2006 – 22:21
The Western Province director of rugby, Nick Mallett, is not satisfied with the Stormers performance the past weekend and has given the players a piece of his mind.
Mallett says he has informed every player of his mistakes, but no-one has been targeted in a witch hunt after the disappointing 30-15 defeat against the Highlanders.
“After we watched the match again, it was obvious that the team as a whole performed well below par.
“Basically there were two aspects of the game that were totally unacceptable – individual defence and our predictability on attack.
“We made too many mistakes in our tackling (nearly 40 out of 88 attempted tackles). This had nothing to do with the defensive pattern, but the players’ attitude.
“If you play with passion and you’re enthusiastic, it also manifests in the way you defend.
“I made it clear that the players will have to start playing with more enthusiasm and energy.
“Our problem on attack is that too many forwards are getting involved in the rucks. Seven or eight of our forwards try to clear the ball.
“Compared to that, the Highlanders had just three or four players involved in the rucks. There are, as a result, more defenders than attackers. That explains why the players kicked so often.
“If more forwards are available, it gives the inside backs more options on the attack. If someone like De Wet (Barry, inside centre) has a forward on either his inside or outside, he will have more options and sow doubt among the defenders.”
ASSIST THE COACHES
Mallett however made it clear that he will not have a bigger say in the coaching of either the Stormers or the struggling Western Province team.
“It’s not my job to coach these teams, but to assist the coaches and players and to point out again that they owe their union and supporters better performances.”
The Stormers play the Hurricanes on Saturday and everything is not going smoothly in their camp either.
Apart from the fact that the team’s stalwart in midfield, Tana Umaga is on his way home after an injury, there is also bad blood among some players.
Umaga has already returned home after tearing knee ligaments in the match against the Cheetahs on Saturday. It can result in the end of his Super 14 campaign and even his rugby career.
To make matters worse, it has transpired that the All Black loose forward, Jerry Collins and his teammate the Samoan wing, Lome Fa’atau were apparently involved in fisticuffs in a Bloemfontein nightclub.
Better news for the Hurricanes is that the All Blacks scrumhalf, Piri Weepu, has been given the go ahead to play on Saturday. There were initially fears that he was concussed in the match against the Cheetahs and he left the field looking unsteady on his feet.
The team’s captain and eighthman, Rodney So’oialo and lock Paul Tito are available again after both were suspended for a week for over robust play in the match against the Cats two weeks ago.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:30 pm
Donner,
call me dense but …”warms herself” ?????
March 7th, 2006 at 8:32 pm
Boertjie
NEEEEEE, jy wil my mos nie onder die brug ontmoed nie!!
March 7th, 2006 at 8:32 pm
#%$^$&%&#$*#* cowboys already
March 7th, 2006 at 8:32 pm
ZOG
Don’t you read the threads? This one has been on all day
March 7th, 2006 at 8:33 pm
KSA
me too, me too
March 7th, 2006 at 8:33 pm
Boertjie
waar was jy ‘n uur geled toe ek wou gesels.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:33 pm
Tafeltjie
Vanaand kan jy die brug nomineer en ek sal daar inval, soos in VAL.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:34 pm
Hey Ras,
yes this one has been slow, KSA even started talking to himself – the jokes
glad you’re here to help speed things along
March 7th, 2006 at 8:34 pm
sorry boertjie…
tactics
March 7th, 2006 at 8:35 pm
Hey Ras
March 7th, 2006 at 8:35 pm
Guys,
Have to tell you this. This morning on RSG, a women scientist from Australia is claiming that the male Y chromsome is dieing in comparison to kangeroos. What are they doing in Aus?
No wonder they jump so high.
Boertjie,
No Brannasnacht tonight. YOU ARE RED CARDED
March 7th, 2006 at 8:36 pm
Admin / Donner
I sent 3 each mails each
March 7th, 2006 at 8:37 pm
KSA
‘n Uur gelede het ek die eerste bottel oopgemaak…
DONNER
Jou hele militêre moer ook
March 7th, 2006 at 8:38 pm
RAs why you posting on “quotable quotes”
March 7th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
En dit besorg aan jou ‘n vyf week suspension :mad:
March 7th, 2006 at 8:40 pm
Ras praat vanaand Afrikaans. Seker ook al bietjie geswaai.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:40 pm
Boertjie
Die probleem is ek ook, en daar is nog net dit in my glas oor!!!
March 7th, 2006 at 8:41 pm
Chuck Norris got within 1 of 15 000 and Rasputin roundhouse kicked him!
March 7th, 2006 at 8:41 pm
Sheesh, I wish Boertjie, haven’t even uncorked the bottle yet.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:41 pm
Donner do not delete those posts
If sharkette get the hatrick I might also get something.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:42 pm
DONNER
Ek dink jy moet oorkom. Hierdie wyn is te goed om alleen uit te suip. Sjit, gatslag jy moet more werk. En ek het ‘n hele KIS gekoop @ R15 ‘n bottel. Wat ‘n bargain!!!
March 7th, 2006 at 8:43 pm
KSA,
Me delete posts?????
What are you drinking?
March 7th, 2006 at 8:44 pm
KSA is in dire needs of a trick, never mind a hat trick. He can’t remember when he last scored one of those
March 7th, 2006 at 8:45 pm
RAS
This is the kind of wine that makes you long after people you don’t even know. Wish I could save you a bottle…
March 7th, 2006 at 8:45 pm
Boertjie
I scored BBBBIIIIIGGGGGGG time on sunday night.
MAN THAT THREAD WAS THE BEST.
Thanks for the help donners.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:45 pm
Boertjie
F#$%@k laaste kis wat ek gekoop het was R64.80 ‘n bottel, bly nog steeds ‘n bargain!!!!!
March 7th, 2006 at 8:46 pm
donner can a guest view the comments
March 7th, 2006 at 8:46 pm
KSA
What did she go for the R85??
sorry, did it hurt?? 
March 7th, 2006 at 8:47 pm
I am totally amazed sitting here watching this spectacel. Must be my superior intellect.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:48 pm
Tefeltjie
She loved every minute of it (actually about an hourof it)
Sorry admin
March 7th, 2006 at 8:48 pm
check
March 7th, 2006 at 8:48 pm
again
March 7th, 2006 at 8:50 pm
superior intelect from a machine
March 7th, 2006 at 8:50 pm
Admin, please go and talk to Kandas, I don’t want to talk to your husband!!!
March 7th, 2006 at 8:51 pm
Ras and Henno sitting in a tree K I S S I N G
RAS AND HENNO ON “polly and dippenaar”
March 7th, 2006 at 8:51 pm
Tafels
Hierdie is ‘n R70-R100 wyn wat met ‘n contact bekom is. Hel, dis hoe rooi moet smaak – jy kan sommer die terroir en die hout se splinters proe.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:52 pm
stand back here it comes
March 7th, 2006 at 8:52 pm
Admin, are you ready???
March 7th, 2006 at 8:52 pm
Getting close now
March 7th, 2006 at 8:52 pm
Here it is
March 7th, 2006 at 8:53 pm
22
March 7th, 2006 at 8:54 pm
15003 – so who got it?
March 7th, 2006 at 8:54 pm
ME………………………
????????????????????????
March 7th, 2006 at 8:54 pm
some obscure thread posts tonight.
who was it Admin
March 7th, 2006 at 8:55 pm
Sorry, you can only post a new comment once every 15 seconds. Please slow down a bit, especially if you are the Mad Monk and KSA Sharkette!
Comment by Rasputin — March 7, 2006 @ 8:53 pm
March 7th, 2006 at 8:55 pm
Wouldn’t it be nice if that was the winner!
March 7th, 2006 at 8:56 pm
we should have a new member in a minute.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:57 pm
NO RAS IT WOULDN”T BE NICE
March 7th, 2006 at 8:58 pm
Hey look the Hall of fame is updated it was ME.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:59 pm
Made you all look
March 7th, 2006 at 9:00 pm
Hang on……..
Confirming………
Somebody will have to do some explaining here!
March 7th, 2006 at 9:02 pm
Admin…explain what?
March 7th, 2006 at 9:02 pm
Hang on 5….
March 7th, 2006 at 9:02 pm
Admin…we need the result audited
March 7th, 2006 at 9:03 pm
Admin, take your time.
These things need to be accurate!
March 7th, 2006 at 9:03 pm
tick
tock
tick
tock
March 7th, 2006 at 9:04 pm
Dis weer Sharkette?
March 7th, 2006 at 9:04 pm
Ras,
Yes says the man that was doing some multiple postings for the 15K
March 7th, 2006 at 9:05 pm
Ras stop being teachers pet.
Admin you just love playing with us. We’ve had our fun in the buildup now it’s your turn
March 7th, 2006 at 9:05 pm
Admin is sommer 4kin aspris.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:05 pm
All’s fair in love, war and Thousands, Sharky!!
March 7th, 2006 at 9:06 pm
Some people were posting on old threads
March 7th, 2006 at 9:06 pm
BOERTJIE
EK HOOP SO
March 7th, 2006 at 9:06 pm
Admin
Los vir Kandas en vertel ons!!!!
March 7th, 2006 at 9:06 pm
I like your thoughts Boertjie
but it couldn’t be me, I kept getting either cowboys or duplicate comment remarks repeatedly right at crunch time – have yet to see the postings I was making and in duplicate nogal ??? :mad:
March 7th, 2006 at 9:07 pm
KSA
Jy se net so oor ander redes!!
March 7th, 2006 at 9:08 pm
Sharkette is net bang vir die hattrick.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:09 pm
Sharkette
Hattrick = are you pregnant??
March 7th, 2006 at 9:09 pm
Tafeltjie
JA, EN?????? The end justifies the means.
When she’s happy I’m extatic.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:10 pm
KSA
March 7th, 2006 at 9:10 pm
Comment number 15 000 was the following comment:
March 7th, 2006 at 9:11 pm
Dankie, dankie, dankie
March 7th, 2006 at 9:11 pm
Tafeltjie,
now that WOULD be a trick what with my “fixed” man on this side
March 7th, 2006 at 9:11 pm
Sjit, moet ek nog ‘n bottel oopmaak? Kan die spanning nie vat nie. Julle skuld ek word ‘n alkie.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:12 pm
Sharkette
Shit happens!!?????
March 7th, 2006 at 9:12 pm
And the commentator will have to explain:
1. Who he really is, and
2. How he did it!?
March 7th, 2006 at 9:12 pm
Hello admin. are you there
March 7th, 2006 at 9:12 pm
So, did you try the R85??
March 7th, 2006 at 9:13 pm
ja ja
kom kom
March 7th, 2006 at 9:14 pm
My ma, my pa……. ek kan nie verder praat nie
Dankie……
O ja vir Admin vir die inspirasie….:cry:
March 7th, 2006 at 9:15 pm
Tafeltjie
if that shit happens there will be a lot more question marks than the ones after your comment.
No didn’t try the R85 have to get to the shops first
March 7th, 2006 at 9:16 pm
Admin
It seems Boesman knows what you are on about with the explaining bit.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:17 pm
Hello Boesman
??
Tell us a little about yourself, are you “new” here
March 7th, 2006 at 9:17 pm
C’mon admin tell us
March 7th, 2006 at 9:17 pm
vlok, waar’s hierdie ou
March 7th, 2006 at 9:17 pm
Boesman is on the PC next to Ras………
March 7th, 2006 at 9:18 pm
I would like to say Hard luck, but I guess I am the only one getting hard tonight.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:19 pm
Boesman
Mmmmmm thats what you think
March 7th, 2006 at 9:19 pm
Zog,
I am a GOM from the Cape. Trying my best to stay sober.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:20 pm
Damn, these new playthings are frustrating.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:20 pm
Okay i’m gonna ask Davids to help me compile a lawyers letter to the management of this site.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:21 pm
Comment number 15 000 was:
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Comment by Boesman wil ploeg — March 7, 2006 @ 8:52 pm
… on the Cape Town Rugby Festival Thread.
Now, Boesman, you explain the rest…
Because I have a problem now… who do I enter in the Hall of Fame?
March 7th, 2006 at 9:22 pm
Donner she is supposed to play with the toys not you.
Or are YOU maybe Boesman…………..:evil:
March 7th, 2006 at 9:23 pm
LOL Donner FINALLY made it!!!!
March 7th, 2006 at 9:23 pm
Me of course
Why do I have to explain?
March 7th, 2006 at 9:24 pm
Admin MOER HOM.
I think Boesman should tell us who he is and get the real name in the hall of fame.
Sharkette says she will stand in if he does not want to reveal himself.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:24 pm
KSA & Ras
Huh????
March 7th, 2006 at 9:25 pm
Not me!!! I’d claim it in a flash!!!
March 7th, 2006 at 9:25 pm
After all.
All is fair in love and war and thousands. He/she it hoddwinked us
March 7th, 2006 at 9:26 pm
Reveal the identity of the poser
March 7th, 2006 at 9:26 pm
If Donner wants to ploeg, I am game as well!!!!!!!!
March 7th, 2006 at 9:26 pm
Donner
you are way to clever and sneaky to be able to say “huh????”
March 7th, 2006 at 9:27 pm
If it was me I wouldn’t have to settle for crumbs tonight. Congrats Boesman.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:28 pm
Tafeltjie
Okay this is eating into my fun time now.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:28 pm
Why do you want to strip me?
Of this honour.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:29 pm
eish… “Die” is sommer nou kak.
I leave this site alone for 1 day and come back and being insulted by the article……totaly off sides.
eish. Well at least you guys know now NOT to listen to PA when it comes to picking FL teams hey????
March 7th, 2006 at 9:29 pm
Okay night all, its been fun as always, catch you on the morrow
Congrats “Boesman” 
March 7th, 2006 at 9:29 pm
“Woman’s Guide to Rugby Viewing” se am se epos
March 7th, 2006 at 9:30 pm
Heksie,
What worries me is PA’s choice of fl’s
March 7th, 2006 at 9:30 pm
Anyway:
Here are my superbru.com picks for round 5
Chief v Crusaders = ‘Saders by 7
Waratahs v Cats = ‘Tahs by 14 (sorry DavidS and CSB)
Brumbies v Sharks = Brumbies by 10
Reds v Force = Reds by 7
Bulls v Highlanders = Bulls by 7
Stormers v Hurricances = ‘Canes by 5
March 7th, 2006 at 9:30 pm
Boesman
The LAw only requires us to have to Hall of Famers of colour. Those two places are taken.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:31 pm
to = two
March 7th, 2006 at 9:32 pm
Ok it was me and me alone.
Boesman gaan ploeg vanaand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 7th, 2006 at 9:32 pm
Makie sakie wie dit gekry het nie, Donner wil jy ploeg???
March 7th, 2006 at 9:35 pm
Okay Sharkette will catch you all on the morrow BUT, I’m gonna catch her now.
Lekker ploeg almal
March 7th, 2006 at 9:36 pm
Zog…
one thing i have learn’t (no thanks to PA) is that you pick your “winning” teams on Thursday evening.
oh ya… by the way… we are going to be in Swakop next weekend… must make a plan.!!!!!!!!!!
March 7th, 2006 at 9:37 pm
Taffel !!!!!
“Makie sakie wie dit gekry het nie, Donner wil jy ploeg??? ”
eish… getta room man
March 7th, 2006 at 9:37 pm
Ok Admin has charmed me into coming clean.
I am going to ploeg tonight. Yippeeee!!!!!
March 7th, 2006 at 9:38 pm
Heksie,
Are PA passed out again.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:39 pm
15 0000 = Donner
March 7th, 2006 at 9:40 pm
Congrats Donner
Well played. All is fair.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:40 pm
Seems KSA and Ras is ploughing!!!!!
Boertjie just passed out.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:41 pm
Tafeltjie
He is on a high get him out of here before he fades.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:49 pm
nah… PA is here and here about. Said something about making supper or something…. ag… wait.. need to go locate and shorten the chain AGAIN!
March 7th, 2006 at 9:50 pm
heksie yeah…maybe I am a bit premature on the picks
Will only tweak my FL teams on Thurs…I have already disposed of all players that have byes this coming weekend.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:51 pm
heksie
no doubt that will be the long weekend? Independence weekend
March 7th, 2006 at 9:58 pm
Heksie,
Can only wait till Thursday if you have trades left
March 7th, 2006 at 10:02 pm
zog,
mail PA, we are in swakop during the cheetahs / stomers game, lets make a date to go watch it. use pissant@ruggaworld.com
March 7th, 2006 at 10:04 pm
donner, i have 9 (muppit) and 11 (rw) teams left…. how do you think those teams are gonna get tweaked????
March 7th, 2006 at 10:04 pm
KSA
Sorry
Tonight, he can play with himself, that is what he was doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Night all
March 7th, 2006 at 10:14 pm
15 000 Donner
Brilliant!!!! Bloody about time too!
Well done, Donner.
March 7th, 2006 at 10:16 pm
Sorry, Donner, I didn’t run away. Had to go eat.
Well done, mate!
March 7th, 2006 at 10:50 pm
OOm pissy, jy nog daar??
March 7th, 2006 at 10:53 pm
Oom Pissy is hier, Oom Pissy is daar, Oom Pissy is al oor die plek.
March 7th, 2006 at 10:54 pm
Hey, I just got 15 100, isn’t that better than 15 000, which looks so bland.
March 7th, 2006 at 10:56 pm
Congrats GROOT OOM PISSY
15 100
Wat ‘n mylpaal!!!
Damm, gaan jul nogals mis op die KKNK!!!!!!!!
March 7th, 2006 at 11:40 pm
Ras = oom pissy?? Interesting
March 8th, 2006 at 1:37 am
JT, don’t ask!
March 8th, 2006 at 8:07 am
Donner’s name is up
This league has just risen to a whole new level. hmmmmmm what to do???????
AND
All these new tactics from a man who says in his profile. “Unlike other people he does believe that the way you win do make a difference.”
We will have to raise our game.