ORACLE says: close and a cigar

 

The Oracle’s had a look at the ayahuasco plants of South America. She smoked them and had a vision.  

From balmy Southern climes

Shall come a great green army

Mixing the experience of grizzled

Veterans with the exuberance

 

Of youthful potency

And Lo shall these warriors

Come upon the wet and muddy

Shores of the Celtic lands

 

And there shall await the

Emerald Army of the O’s

At their head shall stand

Brian the O who shall

 

Challenge the Green Warriors

With his words of Celtic

“Come forth ye Green

Imposters! To be sure

 

Ye have come upon the wrong

Shore to make war and

Celebrate ye history

For lo though our women be

 

Ugly and the ale of our

Isle be foul here shall ye

Find men who war for life

Against the Anglo

 

And so shall it be with ye

That we shall defeat ye

Despite the great lineage

Ye bring

 

And the Green Warriors shall

Look to Jake the Jocular (for

That shall be his name

Henceforth) and see naught

 

But the General’s madness

And despair, but then shall

Step forth each and every

Green Warrior and sayeth

 

In unison:

“Lo though our generalissimo

Be afflicted with madness

Come we from a great lineage

 

Of Warriors, and see here shall

We honour their name and yea even

Weareth the uniforms that covered their

Backs in battle.

 

We come not just to make

War upon ye but to honour

Those who came before us

To fight for our Rainbow Nation.?

 

And then shall battle be joined.

Two great green oceans shall

Clash. The Emerald O’s shall

Fight for their nation

 

And the Rainbow Greens

Shall fight for their history

Pride and honour of their

Forefathers.

 

And lo shall it come to pass that

The battle shall wage most

Ferociously in the trenches

With the great Footmen

 

And the Emerald O’s shall

Battle with speed and

Nimble feet while the Rainbow

Greens shall battle with power

 

And strength and there shall be

Naught to choose from them for in each

Warriors heart shall burn the

Passion to win.

 

But lo shall it come to pass

That the Emerald O’s shall

Tire and their nimble feet

Shall become like lead in mud

 

As the strength of the Rainbow

Greens sap their powers and then

Shall the tide of battle turn against

Brian O and his warriors

 

And in the mud of the shores of

The Emerald Celtic isle shall

Their leaden feet be overpowered

By the strength of the Rainbow

 

And ‘ere an hour hath passed

Shall the toils of battle tell

Upon the bodies of the men of

The Emerald Isle

 

And the End shall come

Swiftly upon them when

The two Brian’s clash and

Bryan shall emerge

 

In victory while the despair

Of defeat comes upon the

Emerald Isle’s Celts and they

Bow to defeat.

 

And lo shall the Rainbow men

Give thanks to all and be gracious

In victory and at their victory

Feast shall they give

 

Thanks and honour to the

Greatness of their forefathers

Whose passion inspired a

Victory whilst

 

Jake the Jocular shall cackle

In madness and be jocun

About his sons the

Fetchers of Ale.

 

So sayeth the Oracle

Hear ye Hear Ye!!

 

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728 comments for “ORACLE says: close and a cigar

  1. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 12:02 pm

    There you go.

    She says we win.

    I agree

    But it’ll be a passion filled come from behind thing that has more to do with the hearts of the players than Joke

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  2. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 12:05 pm

    Classic!

    One of the best yet.

    About his sons the

    Fetchers of Ale. :lol::lol:

    I also think we should win. Despite JAke telling our boys they’re not good enough and he doesnt expect them to win.

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  3. avatar
    Provincejoulekkading
    November 10, 2006 at 12:07 pm

    Shivers every time!

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  4. avatar
    Provincejoulekkading
    November 10, 2006 at 12:11 pm

    For lo though our women be

    Ugly and the ale of our

    Isle be foul….:lol:

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  5. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 12:14 pm

    heheheh good one

    GO THE BOKKE!

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  6. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 12:25 pm

    Eish – Some Oirish girls are quite stunning!

    I dont think they look like the English

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  7. avatar
    Provincejoulekkading
    November 10, 2006 at 12:28 pm

    that chick from The Corrs aint half bad.

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  8. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 12:28 pm

    This shit really makes my day! Keep it up, Oracle.

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  9. avatar
    Ballas
    November 10, 2006 at 12:29 pm

    Gidiggies is nou nie my tipe ding nie, wat sê dit? Ek het nie tyd om te mors deur gedigte te lees nie.

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  10. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 12:31 pm

    Keep it up, Oracle.
    Comment by robdylan© — November 10, 2006 @ 12:28 pm

    hehehe till when

    20 march 2007

    poor sod!

    :grin:

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  11. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 12:32 pm

    Hang dan maar in vrede- Ballas

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  12. avatar
    Sarky
    November 10, 2006 at 12:37 pm

    Goodie Oracle although:

    Find men who war for life

    Against the Anglo

    Might be pushing it a bit for the BB.

    En Ballas se allas.

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  13. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 12:45 pm

    Eish – Some Oirish girls are quite stunning!

    I dont think they look like the English

    Comment by Oranje Orakel — November 10, 2006 @ 12:25 pm

    Ooh Im not too sure about that.
    They have mingers just like the rest of europe… and some of those birds carry much too much testosterone for my liking.

    I’m old school – I dont thikn you can trust a dolly who can drink more than you… :razz:

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  14. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 12:48 pm

    hehehe Vinnie

    At least you are there to sample

    My sampling time is over :mrgreen:

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  15. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 12:49 pm

    Amen to that, Vinnie

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  16. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 12:50 pm

    “For lo though our women be
    Ugly”

    Er…..never been to Dublin, Oracle?

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  17. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 12:52 pm

    Anybody going to twickers next weekend?

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  18. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 12:52 pm

    Pound for pound I reckon there are more hotties in Ireland than in most West European countries.

    Then again….Reykjavik….

    Hit me baby one more time!

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  19. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 12:53 pm

    The Oracle is cooking on GAZ!

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  20. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 12:53 pm

    Hmmm Ras… if you like the red head pasty faced types. :razz:

    I prefer dutch women personally.

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  21. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 12:55 pm

    Oh baby baby

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  22. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 12:55 pm

    Pound for pound

    It depends on where the pounds are situated

    Ras

    on pounds I have a joke even I cannot publish

    will mail to your ruggaworld addy

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  23. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 12:58 pm

    Saw a feature on the French Hugenots yesterday.

    Fascintaing stuff and gives a huge insight into the early settlers in SA.

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  24. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 1:12 pm

    Look, Eastern Europe has got beauty tied up, big time!

    However, as Vinnie says, Holland has it’s fair share.

    Ireland too.

    Vienna has some corkers.

    London is improving rapidly with the influx of nearly a million East Europeans but the natives drag the average down badly.

    France has it’s pockets.

    Scandanavia produce their fair share of goddesses.

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  25. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 1:14 pm

    Have to agree Ras.

    Especially on the eastern europeans. But i think they only let the lookers in.

    Which is great in itself – until you have to start talking to them. Nothing of interest there im afraid.

    Still make superb eye-candy though.

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  26. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 1:15 pm

    Havent been to scandinavia or austria though.

    ausitria because I just havent got aorund to it and i think I need to starve my culturally for at least a month or two before going there.

    And scandinavia because I refuse to believe that people willingly live in a place even colder than the mud isle.

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  27. avatar
    Sarky
    November 10, 2006 at 1:17 pm

    Fascintaing stuff and gives a huge insight into the early settlers in SA.

    Comment by Vinnie — November 10, 2006 @ 12:58 pm

    Also something of a reality check Vinnie?
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Regarding the Irish women, perhaps I’m biased but I think I’ve seen more good looking women there than in RSA. Probably just Celtic genes talking it up though.
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    I saw an item on the Hugenot movement on a public broadcaster channel in Washington that covered RSA as well. Quite a piece. At a point in time they were moved on like gypsies and Jews.

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  28. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 1:21 pm

    Sarky,

    It basically explained why white south africans ahve this hardegat, never-say-die attitude.

    They were fighting for survival even before they landed here. And have been fighting ever sicne.

    Oh, and they were poor man. Very very poor people. And very very religious which was the reason fro the big move in the first place.

    So basically they were very poor, very religious, very hardegat peasants who arrived on our shores.

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  29. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 1:27 pm

    OO – wanna mail me that joke too?

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  30. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 1:27 pm

    Sure rob just hang on

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  31. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 1:30 pm

    Done!

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  32. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 1:33 pm

    will mail to your ruggaworld addy

    Comment by Oranje Orakel — November 10, 2006 @ 12:55 pm |Edit This

    Hehehehehehehe, sies, djou vark! :razz:

    Good one!

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  33. avatar
    bluegreengold
    November 10, 2006 at 1:37 pm

    Vinnie

    Not all were peasanos. The whole Hugenot movement came on the back of RC persecution. The story of “The Three Musketeers” by Alexandre Dumas (also a famous movie), was from that time. The Cardinal from that story was an actual historical figure.

    In those times, the normal thing was that the oldest son inherits title and land, the second is for the church, the third for the King’s army, and the rest go into business.

    Now the story with the Cardinal de Richlieu, was that he coveted the family heirloom, and the persecution was part and parcel to attaining his objectives.

    So with everything in life, there was a lot of politics, religion and greed attached.

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  34. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 1:41 pm

    Few of the Hugenots were poor in France

    only after they were fleeced by the French and the Dutch were they poor

    The frenchies on the site will tell you that the dela Frenchies rate themselves quite high

    The lowly Delports- were once the De la Porte’s quite connected with the French Royalty

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  35. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 1:55 pm

    Dudes,

    Im not referring to hugneots in general but specifically those that fled to the shores of sunny SA.

    Shedloads of hugenots fled to the uk but my understanding was that those that fled persecution fled with little more than a boat ticket and the clothes on their backs.

    That was after having to worship in secret and even having to perfomr burials in secret through fear of persecution and death from King Louis who decreed protestants as illegals and favouring Catholicism as the only religion in france.

    I’d appreciate opinion and facts as I’m no expert but simply find this subject very interetsing as there appears to be expat Hugenot communities in several countriea and they werent simply confined to SA as I thoguht when growing up.

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  36. avatar
    bluegreengold
    November 10, 2006 at 2:00 pm

    Hallo DubbeldOOr

    I share a surname with the very same Cardinal De Richlieu. I actually read up on this quite a bit.

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  37. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 2:01 pm

    I agree vinnie

    When they landed here most of them were destitute

    And through “kromstaan” they have bettered their situation- as with any 1st generation immigrant- to anywhere!

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  38. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 2:01 pm

    BGG,

    Does your favourite tipple also share the same name?

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  39. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 2:04 pm

    Thats very true OO.

    Its funny. The poms always used to say the saffas are hard-working. But its not really true.

    Its only the saffas trying to build a better life for themselves in another country that are so hard-working.

    I’ve never worked as hard as I’m doing right now. And its not because Im particluarly conscientous – its just I can see the opportunity and they cant because they’ve always had it.

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  40. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 2:05 pm

    Its amazing BGG- I just cannot remember your surname know- …. ok I have it- quite an exalted surname in SA history as well :smile:

    these european surnames

    My surname dates from 1133- from Zurich wappenroll- oldest heraldic archive in Europe

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  41. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 2:07 pm

    Sure Vinnie

    NickTaT had a very similar post a while ago

    In the end- immigration is a good thing for everyone- except the grandparents!

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  42. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 2:12 pm

    The immigrants or the antives grandparents?

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  43. avatar
    bluegreengold
    November 10, 2006 at 2:15 pm

    Vinnie

    No, I am also actually (honestly) related to the Walker family from a small town called Kilmarnock, in Scotland.

    The are famous for a different (and daresay more civilised), tipple.

    I enjoy that in copious quantities.

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  44. avatar
    il postino
    November 10, 2006 at 2:18 pm

    BGG – are you a brandy?

    As a man whose ancestors often found themselves discriminated against because of their Catholicism, I am nevertheless entirely sympathetic of the lot of the Huguenots. My visit to the Huguenot museum was a moving experience.

    However I do get a little irritated at the ersatz-French tourist traps in Franschhoek. The Huguenots were dour, Calvinist types who certainly did not match the Gallic profile most people assume. Hardly represents them at all.

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  45. avatar
    StMichel
    November 10, 2006 at 2:20 pm

    In the amateur era a bok side stripped of half its regulars would have enough to win.

    But not now. Winning in Ireland is hard. They are a well drilled and prepared unit. Last time England were in Ireland they almost won. Despite K*plan deciding to apply the laws of the game to one team only. But that is the English for you; stoic and resilient. The boks will instead crumble because the players dont have the appetite for it.

    If the boks win they’ll be favourites to beat England and that aint going to happen not for at least a generation.

    Ireland 32
    Boks 9

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  46. avatar
    bluegreengold
    November 10, 2006 at 2:23 pm

    Postie

    Richelieu is a title, not a family name.

    It is not the Hugenots per se that was dour. All zealots is dour, whether religious zealots or any other.

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  47. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 2:24 pm

    hehehe St Mike

    One of the drawings is almost finished- how do you want yourself to be drawn in character?

    Someone like Lord Chelmsford or more Kitchener of Kharthoum -like?

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  48. avatar
    StMichel
    November 10, 2006 at 2:27 pm

    Flashman-esque if you dont mind.

    With an impressive set of whiskers, an upright resolute posture, a straight back and a gaze that extends into the distance. I also demand to be adorned with an impressively tailored cut of cloth.

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  49. avatar
    bluegreengold
    November 10, 2006 at 2:31 pm

    Look at StMichel, he is a zealot for England. How dour and sour can any man be?

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  50. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 2:33 pm

    no problem St Mike- that is very Albion like

    The minds eye will be quite confortable with that description

    – the footwear- would a pair of bright shining Wellington boots do- acompanied by a riding crop- I would say- very much a Tallyhoo kind of outfit.. all in her Majestie’ s best Khaki of course…

    Would you like to be mounted or on foot- with a butler in attendance?

    Can i suggest a mauve handkerchief as well?

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  51. avatar
    danie
    November 10, 2006 at 2:36 pm

    Hi All

    Guess who’s back!

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  52. avatar
    bluegreengold
    November 10, 2006 at 2:39 pm

    DubbellOOp

    I have figured out STM. See on the Oracle thread!

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  53. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 2:43 pm

    BGG,

    You are on the Oracle thread :wink:

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  54. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 2:44 pm

    If StM wants to be modeled after Flashman, be very careful in giving him a “mounted” option…

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  55. avatar
    bluegreengold
    November 10, 2006 at 2:46 pm

    OO
    Remember the suntan!

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  56. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 2:46 pm

    All these Oracle threads. Larry would be so proud of me.

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  57. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 2:48 pm

    BGG,

    Yeah I’ve looked into mine somewhat but have so many differing lineages its not even funny.

    I trace my surname back to the Firth of Forth in Scotalnd.

    But my gran was German.

    And my moms folks can be traced all the way to when some Sir or somehting put foot in SA.

    So a bit of a mixed bag for me I’m afriad.

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  58. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 2:52 pm

    I am part German, part Irish, part Scottish (theoretical heir to some defunct castle), part English (descended from Sir Theophilus Shepstone) and part Dutch Jew.

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  59. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 2:54 pm

    I can see the jew Rob…

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  60. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 2:57 pm

    and 110 % SHARK!

    ahh die Duiwel se slypsteen- good olde Sir Theophilus Shepstone

    Neewat dis Duits Duits Duits Bengaal

    vir my en dan so ietsie wat OOkal hier innie Kaap was vir my

    Dis hoekom ek Volkswagen ry en my Broadband by Neotel gaan kry

    :smile:

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  61. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 2:57 pm

    Now now, Vinnie. We practice religious tolerance here… unless it comes to Luke Watson.

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  62. avatar
    bluegreengold
    November 10, 2006 at 2:58 pm

    Donner

    Moet nou nie afgepis wees oor jy nie kan spel nie!:lol:

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  63. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:03 pm

    On Flashman

    Rasputin’s Cuz had sprechen the following

    Reviewer: A reader
    It is hard to believe that this first book of the Flashman series is now nearly 30 years old. Written as if it is an actual published memoir (later books put “a novel” on the cover, probably to protect the publisher from receiving annoying letters of shock and outrage from the truly ignorant and profoundly clueless). This is a book for lovers of historical fiction, military fiction, or British history, but will be enjoyed by those who otherwise would never read in these areas. They are books of humor, following a knave and poltroon — Harry Flashman — as he stumbles into many of the great events of the 19th century (often fleeing irate husbands). Events he has visted so far include Little Big Horn, the Chinese Boxer Rebellion, the Indian Mutiny, the American slave trade, and the Prussian court where he was forced to act as a royal imposter. To the world he is seen as a great heroic figure, a development that Flashman finds hilarious yet endlessly useful. This first book introduces the Flashman character, beginning with his being expelled from school, forced into the British Army, and suddenly finding himself in the midst of the disasterous British Afghan campaign. The only books that ever left me laughing harder were the original three books of what should have remained the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy “trilogy” by Douglas Adams. Highly recommended, though with this warning: reading this book and its successors will leave you considerably more educated about the important events of the last century without you even realizing it is happening

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  64. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:04 pm

    OO – thought that confession might raise an eyebrow or two…

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  65. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 3:05 pm

    Hey dude – its a well-known fact that jewish men have poor hair retention.

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  66. avatar
    bluegreengold
    November 10, 2006 at 3:06 pm

    RobD

    Shepstone!

    Was he not the guy behind Jameson? Then you should also be related to wpw and pjld!

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  67. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:07 pm

    Forgot to mention in that blurb that it’s actually a spin-off of “Tom Brown’s School Days”.

    God, what a waste of a book that was!

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  68. avatar
    bluegreengold
    November 10, 2006 at 3:08 pm

    RobD

    Sorry, meant to add :wink: in the last post!

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  69. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:08 pm

    hehehehe

    Classic BGG

    now RoBD- is the eyebrows still raised

    :smile:

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  70. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:09 pm

    He certainly was a very popular figure among the Zulu people, if that’s what you’re referring to.

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  71. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:11 pm

    Hey – if it helps me get further career wise, you can all kiss my black ass!

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  72. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:11 pm

    hehehe RobD

    i am just a realist Boet

    and my family from both sides is in this country for longer than 250 years- so there is not a to bullshit with

    Sadly no Celtic bLOOd- so I am trying to rectify that with me whiskey intake

    :smile:

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  73. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 3:12 pm

    Jesus,don’t you guys have work to do?
    No wonder the economy is crumbling.

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  74. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:12 pm

    Hey dude – its a well-known fact that jewish men have poor hair retention.
    Comment by Vinnie — November 10, 2006 @ 3:05 pm

    Jeez vinnie is that is true I should have had a barmitzvah!

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  75. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:14 pm

    hehehe Duiwel

    Actually the economy is doing great

    and distance social collaboration tOOl research is part of my job description

    reriG!

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  76. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:14 pm

    Okes- you know you can use the built-in RSS client in FireFox to subscribe to a feed of the comments?

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  77. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:15 pm

    Howzit Duiwel… how you coping with the sleepless nights?

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  78. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:16 pm

    BGG,

    Het maar net genoem. Ek het nooit besef die ouderdom het jou geheue so baie aangetas nie :grin:

    I am half Dutch and half French, so moenie met my donner nie.

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  79. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:17 pm

    Yip RobD

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  80. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:17 pm

    Anyway – I’m off. Having some folks round for a braai tonight… let’s hope the rain stays away.

    See you guys around.

    GO BOKKE!

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  81. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:19 pm

    First he floods the site with comments and then he leaves early. No wonder the economy is taking strain.

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  82. avatar
    Provincejoulekkading
    November 10, 2006 at 3:20 pm

    BOKKE!
    Cheers Rob.

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  83. avatar
    bluegreengold
    November 10, 2006 at 3:21 pm

    Bye Rob

    Duiwel
    Het die Rainbows geslag laasnaweek!

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  84. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:21 pm

    trying to catch up to Rasputin…

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  85. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:21 pm

    Cheers RobD

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  86. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:23 pm

    So Donner dis sekerlik die 50% Hollander wat van jou ‘n bean counter gemaak het?

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  87. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:24 pm

    Robd,

    You will lose out big time over the weekend again. :grin:

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  88. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:25 pm

    Eish read this

    Early life

    Rabodoandrianampoinimerina was born into the Menabe tribe somewhere between 1782 and 1790. Little is known of Ranavalona’s early life, but it was during her first years that the King Andrianampoinimerina was attempting to unite Madagascar’s various factions under a single crown. The king of the Menabe ruled the western portion of the island, and he was unwilling to unify. Because of this, Andrianampoinimerina’s successor, Ramada I, did the next best thing by marrying the eldest daughter of Andrian-Tsala-Manjaka and his wife Rabodo Andrian-Tampo. During the early years of the union, little is mentioned of her, but a physical description follows, taken from George MacDonald Fraser’s novel Flashman’s Lady (a work of fiction).

    She might have been anywhere between forty and fifty, rather round-faced, with a small straight nose, a fine brow, and a short, broad-lipped; her skin was jet black and plump – and then you met her eyes, and in a sudden chill rush of fear realized that all you had heard was true, and the horrors you’d seen needed no further explanation. They were small and bright and evil as a snake’s, unblinking, with a depth of cruelty and malice that was terrifying.

    — George MacDonald Fraser

    She was married to Radama when she was little older than a child, and was suspected of poisoning her husband. Radama left no descendants when he died and Ranavalona took the throne in 1828 after eliminating any potential rivals.

    [edit]
    Reign as Queen

    After becoming Queen, Ranavalona had most of her relatives assassinated. She persecuted and expelled foreigners, including the island’s missionaries, in 1835, and extended her rule all over the island with her 20,000-man army. Ranavalona was a violent persecutor of Christians; after expelling the missionaries failed to eradicate Christianity from her island, she began a gruesome scourging of the land. All people who possessed a bible, or outwardly claimed to be Christian, were executed. Some were trussed up like chickens and thrown from hilltops repeatedly until they died. Others were dressed in the bloody skins of animals and had hunting dogs set upon them. Some were yoked together like cattle and placed in the thick tangled jungles of Madagascar where they would break their necks trying to get free, or would get caught in the undergrowth and starve to death. However, Ranavalona’s favorite method of execution was to have a prisoner placed in a pit at the bottom of a hill and have her soldiers, at the top of the hill, tip over pots of boiling water; when the water reached the pit, it would slowly rise up and boil the prisoner alive.

    Queen Ranavalona died hated by her subjects and foreign countries alike, although a few revisionists have given her some credit for preserving traditional forms of poetry. She was mother of King Radama II, who succeeded her.

    [edit]
    Sources
    Meanings in Madagascar by Oyvind and Yvind Dahl
    Madagascar Rediscovered by Mervin Brown.

    Categories: 1782 births | 1861 deaths | Malagasy monarchs

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  89. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:26 pm

    Nee OO

    Dit is wat maak dat ek so vinnig dink. Die Franse deel maak dat ek vinnig wil praat of tik en daar is die rede vir die typo’s.

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  90. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:28 pm

    hehehe Donner

    Ek hOOr maar net die Hollanders was goeie traders- is eintlik seker nog

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  91. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:47 pm

    Me part German, part German, part German and then part German Jew….

    So I also belong in a synogogue with Rob

    I’m 4th generation South African

    Funny

    I’ve met 4th generation Germans who still chooz ze Bratwurst over ze braai unt spick ze lankwich

    I think they suck.

    Oh, and I know I can trace my lineage back to some freaking Sherman composer called Louis Spohr, who was a student of Beethoven or JS Bach or something and often played at the English court…

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  92. avatar
    Provincejoulekkading
    November 10, 2006 at 3:49 pm

    I can trace my lineage to the smokkie!

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  93. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:54 pm

    Serious Clayton?

    Which wit baas steeked one of your ancestors?

    One of my ancestors was executed in the Anglo Boer War apparently because the stupid sonofabitch spied for the Boere in the Cape apparently and got caught.

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  94. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 3:58 pm

    But to get back to Mick Chicks

    I’ve never met a looker one

    And although we’ve been given the Corrs there are more than enough to prove she’s a fluke.

    I understand Beligian chicks are hotties though…

    Then again my best friend’s a Belgian chick so I may be prejudiced.

    But no

    The healthy and hot fmeale species cannot grow to full fruition on an island frequented by rain and mud and potato eating coupled with no sex before marriage and Guiness beer

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  95. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 4:00 pm

    DavidS,

    I can vouch for that!

    And if you go to Bruges they’ll even be able to talk to you in Afrikaans!

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  96. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 4:10 pm

    Eish DavidS- you are indeed touchy on this subject

    Everyone can have an opinion on their past- some would even try to romanticise it a bit- maybe down to the lack of romantic activities in their own mundane lives- but

    in the end it boils down to

    “A ship do not sail on yesterday’s wind”

    In the end this I would believe – chats like this afternoon-rather celebrates our sameness- rather than our differences

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  97. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 4:12 pm

    often played at the English court…
    Comment by DavidS — November 10, 2006 @ 3:47 pm

    Btw that would have probaly made him a student of Georg Friedrich Handel

    :smile:

    enjoy the weekend

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  98. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 4:13 pm

    Jis OO no need to go all Karl Jung on us there.

    It was just a light hearted discussion.

    Vinnie

    I intend to emigrate to Brugges in that event.

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  99. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 4:15 pm

    Thanks OO

    Like I said I had no idea who the oke was a student of.

    Wait let me ask my aunt, she knows more about this character.

    One thing I can say is that almost everyone in my family has some sort of a fricking musical talent

    Aside from me.

    I couldn’t tell rhythm from the rhythm method

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  100. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 4:16 pm

    Then Please DavidS

    do treat me drivel in edzakkerly the same light hearted way

    Cheers All I am off!

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  101. avatar
    cab
    November 10, 2006 at 4:21 pm

    The Oracle,
    good one sister sledge, hope so.

    vinnie,
    the hugenuts were also a very industrious and cultured lot, where our wine industry sprung out of and many other trades, which they were masters at. they dominated the textile and cotton spinning trades in London.

    Nah, i understand that the early dutch settlers were mostly criminal rabble that the DEIC used as sailors, but the hugenots offered plenty. we might have some criminal roots as well, but at least no penal colonies. the poms came later at the end of the napoleonic wars 1820 and the subsequent diamond and gold rushes, and this was all interspersed with german missionaries. fascinating the history.

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  102. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 4:26 pm

    cab,

    Part of the docu I watched told the story of hugenots in the london spinning industry and how it went for a ball of shit as soon as the industry became mechanised.

    Our lot are one helluva mixed lot but then even the english arent really english.

    There has been one helluva lot of inter-cultural breeding through the ages.

    Think our lot have also been fashioned on genetics including survival of the fittest (on the ships) and a foolhardy drive to improve one’s lot in life.

    As OO said, the lot of most imigrants.

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  103. avatar
    il postino
    November 10, 2006 at 4:33 pm

    David

    I think you’ll find the “no sex before marriage” thing went out of Ireland when it joined the EEC!

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  104. avatar
    cab
    November 10, 2006 at 4:36 pm

    nah vinnie, of course not, thats why when StM talk about henry fotherington smythe with such regard, its a bit riduclous considering theyre basically german and french (the enemy).

    Hell, anglo-saxon itself is derived from two germanic tribes, and England was occupied by the italians and most recently by France (the mother country), where the english ariostocrasy were norman and spoke french. if you want culture, its france you go to, but we like england cos they have beer.

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  105. avatar
    cab
    November 10, 2006 at 4:39 pm

    and we can piss in the streets when we’ve had too much beer…mind you, one can do that in France too.

    these european countries are great.

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  106. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 4:47 pm

    :lol: cab,

    I got stoppped and almost arrested about 2 weeks ago.

    Picture this – I had a beer in one hand and a half smoked zol in the other but they give me a bollocking because I stopped behind a bush to relieve myself.

    Fascinating.

    Tried yout BT routine the toher night. But unfortuantely I wasnt the first one there…

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  107. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 4:49 pm

    :lol: cab,

    I love the laz attitude towards petty things like this in europe. Its awesome.

    In the states you have to drink from a brown bag and if you sway when you walk, or dont follow the red hand and green hand when crossing the road, you get arrested.
    What a shite way to live.

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  108. avatar
    cab
    November 10, 2006 at 4:51 pm

    lol Vinnie, only in Britain, i’m suprised the cop didn’t join you for some pipe…you CT boys love that stuff.

    the states is ridiclous? saw a sign which said $1000 fine for loitering, what the hell is that?

    BT routine?

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  109. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 4:55 pm

    yeah cab – they used to have that in SA too.

    I also have a big problme with that even thoguh its purpose is to protect me.

    It basically criminalises “doing nothing”.

    ITs the weirdest place I’ve ever been to. Everythign is so strictly regulated its not even funny.

    Surely its preposterous to fine somebody for simply standing in a place? So much for civil liberties.

    And surely if I want to cross the road in a riskier fashion than my gran I should be allowed to?

    California takes the cake thoguh – no open fires. ie. no braai. ever. how kak is that.

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  110. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 4:55 pm

    Oh I was referring to your late night BT phone booth routine… :razz:

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  111. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 4:56 pm

    You decided whether you’re coming over for the bok games?

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  112. avatar
    cab
    November 10, 2006 at 4:57 pm

    hehehe…i’m with you, yeah those post boxes are filthy hovels, when one has had a few one can easily mistake them for public urinals.

    you going to landsdowne 2moro?

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  113. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 4:59 pm

    nah no landsdowne for me.

    sort of glad i didnt bother getting tickets as i’ve been laid up in bed all week.

    Got tickets and def going to the game next saturday and looking to score tickets for the second game tomorrow.

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  114. avatar
    cab
    November 10, 2006 at 5:04 pm

    you are kidding, i cant honstely believe we had that in SA.

    yeah US is madness. dove into a pool, big gasping, apparantly no diving, one has to enter from the steps. yet they’d happilly preserve their right to carry an arsenal of automatic weapons.

    no, staying put, waiting for the RWC in 10 months, going to take the whole month off if can. oh well enjoy the game 2moro, predictions or should i not ask?

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  115. avatar
    il postino
    November 10, 2006 at 5:10 pm

    cab

    I hear the Aussies are worse. The ultimate nanny state.

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  116. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 5:11 pm

    Yeah we had it but it was more of an excuse for the apartheid’s police force to break heads. Stupid and extremely discriminating.

    As for the US what I cant understand is why Iran cant develop nuclear weapons if the US already has them.
    Surely the US can only complain about another country developing nuclear weapons when they get rid of their own.

    Yet nobody ever brings this up. I dont understand. Thankfully Bush is now as useless as (in cab’s immortal words) a third tit on a chicken.

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  117. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 5:12 pm

    The poms have one third of all cc tv cameras on the planet.

    Yet theys till have a problme with street crime. Boggles the mind.

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  118. avatar
    il postino
    November 10, 2006 at 5:19 pm

    Vinnie

    That’s the yank reasoning too. In some parts of America (mostly the south) loitering is defined as passing the same point twice within an hour without reason (ie doing one’s work).

    Basically designed to nail blacks.

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  119. avatar
    Grrrr.... I'm a Lion!
    November 10, 2006 at 5:21 pm

    Goeie more k@k praaters. JUST ONE MORE DAY!!!!

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  120. avatar
    Grrrr.... I'm a Lion!
    November 10, 2006 at 5:23 pm

    F*kkit… Ek het nou net agter gekom ek weet nie eers wie speel more nie. Kan iemand my dalk inlig. Goeie of k@k span…

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  121. avatar
    il postino
    November 10, 2006 at 5:24 pm

    Goeie of k@k span…

    Comment by Grrrr…. I’m a Lion! — November 10, 2006 @ 5:23 pm

    You talking about us or the opposition?

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  122. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 5:24 pm

    Ok cheers for now okes

    I just got PA’s second kommin toets

    I scored 100%

    Eish…

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  123. avatar
    cab
    November 10, 2006 at 5:28 pm

    hehehe vinnie…not me who coigned that wonderful turn of phrase. have’nt been following the US elections, ignorant, so is Bush out, the democrats win? going to have a helluva problem getting their army out.

    yeah the aussies seem to becoming very americanized, in some ways the regulations good, for example at least when you go into their hospitals for a fracture, you dont come out with MRSA or some other leperous afflictition. what i want to know is how the hell one can end up with such a shitty health system with all that money being thrown it, or are they just prone to whinging.

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  124. avatar
    cab
    November 10, 2006 at 5:30 pm

    grrr…not sure if they’ve announced the actual team list but looks to be:

    1. larry 2. smitty 3. CJ
    4. Ackers 5. Al
    6. PK 7. Juan 8. Spies

    9. Ric 10. AP
    12. JdV 13. Habs
    11. Jaco P 14. Steyn 15. Fortuin

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  125. avatar
    il postino
    November 10, 2006 at 5:32 pm

    OK I’m gone.

    Naand everyone.

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  126. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 5:36 pm

    Okay I did it twice now and this time I was like seriously brutally honest

    AND I STILL SCORED 100%

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  127. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 5:40 pm

    Stuur aan Oom Dawie.

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  128. avatar
    Grrrr.... I'm a Lion!
    November 10, 2006 at 5:48 pm
  129. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 5:50 pm

    Who has fiddled with my profile on this site…Hmmmmmm?

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  130. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 5:51 pm

    O bliksem dit gaan reen Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm is hier

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  131. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 5:55 pm

    40% chance tomorrow night in Dublin donner…..

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  132. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 5:57 pm

    Ghost Site!

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  133. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 5:59 pm

    post at 5:57 was total comment number 119781…..

    Could I get the big 120K…..Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

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  134. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:01 pm

    Well here is my first post in attempt….

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  135. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:03 pm

    Here is my second post in attempt….

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  136. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:05 pm

    If 6:03 is 2nd…this would make this my 3rd…..

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  137. avatar
    Grrrr.... I'm a Lion!
    November 10, 2006 at 6:06 pm

    Hmmm

    Boet, watse nuus hoor ek die ander dag. Ons span hettie meer geld nie!!! :shock:

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  138. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:06 pm

    99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name….

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  139. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:08 pm

    Nee Grrr, was toe nie akuraat nie…..

    Nie self gesien nie, maar blykbaar het die Leeus die finansiêle state beskikbaar gestel en is nog heel alright in die dept…….

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  140. avatar
    Grrrr.... I'm a Lion!
    November 10, 2006 at 6:08 pm
  141. avatar
    Grrrr.... I'm a Lion!
    November 10, 2006 at 6:09 pm

    :lol: She must be tight… :lol:

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  142. avatar
    Grrrr.... I'm a Lion!
    November 10, 2006 at 6:09 pm

    Nee Grrr, was toe nie akuraat nie…..

    Nie self gesien nie, maar blykbaar het die Leeus die finansiêle state beskikbaar gestel en is nog heel alright in die dept…….

    Comment by Hmmm — November 10, 2006 @ 6:08 pm

    Bly om dit te hoor!!!!

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  143. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:10 pm

    If the post at 6:05 was my 3rd….what does it make this one……

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  144. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:11 pm

    Borrow money from a pessimest – they dont expect it back.

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  145. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:12 pm

    Time is what keeps things from happening all at once…..

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  146. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:15 pm

    Always go to other peoples funerals, or they wont go to yours….

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  147. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:17 pm

    Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else….

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  148. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:19 pm

    Post at 6:17 was total comment no 119799….I am getting closer….

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  149. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 6:20 pm

    Hoesit Hmmm…

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  150. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 6:21 pm

    Yuo wanna put in a hundred and I’ll put in a hundred and we take this thing?

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  151. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:21 pm

    Consciousness: that annoying time between naps…..

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  152. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 6:21 pm

    hmmm?

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  153. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 6:22 pm

    Consciousness: that annoying time between joints…..

    Comment by Hmmm — November 10, 2006 @ 6:21 pm

    :razz:

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  154. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:23 pm

    Deal Vinne….but I haev had a head start….so you better use that broadass and post…..

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  155. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 6:23 pm

    Okie douks…

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  156. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 6:24 pm

    But onthou – we’re going for 119k and not 120k…

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  157. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:24 pm

    There are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can’t…

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  158. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 6:24 pm

    Naweek planne?

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  159. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 6:25 pm

    Rugby rugby rugby.

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  160. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 6:25 pm

    Kan nie eers regtig drink hierdie naweek nie.

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  161. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:26 pm

    Vinne, that counter is wrong….my post @ 6:24 was comment no 119809…..

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  162. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:27 pm

    Friends tonight, programming of a cricket scoreboard thereafter, and some again tomorrow, then out for the afternoon/early evening, rugby rugby rugby and sunday playing cricket, to test out our new electronic laptop scoring and stats and rating counter…..

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  163. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 6:27 pm

    Nah there’s a comment counter and then there’s that other counter thing.

    The the other one also counts articles etc.

    The one on the left is for the HOF.

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  164. avatar
    Vinnie
    November 10, 2006 at 6:28 pm

    Yopu any good? At cricket I mean.

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  165. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:29 pm

    I think the admin are about 1000 behind…..hehehehehehehe

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  166. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:32 pm

    Ok….can bowl and bat….

    But very hot and cold….

    Can knock a good 50 at quick pace and in the same game take 4/19 in my 8 and the next go out for a 6 ball duck, drop 2 catches and be smacked for 24 from two and not be asked to bowl another….hehehe

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  167. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:33 pm

    6:27….oh ok……

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  168. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:34 pm

    we never gonna get there at you pace boet….

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  169. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:36 pm

    I can actually bowl terrible balls that are smacked and then in the same over bowl unplayable del and take a wicket or two….

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  170. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:37 pm

    Save a tree, eat a beaver….

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  171. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 6:37 pm

    Vinnie,

    At least give Hmmm a chance to get onto the Top 20 list.

    ReplyReply
  172. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:38 pm

    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine…

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  173. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:39 pm

    Top 20 of what, where is the list….

    ReplyReply
  174. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:41 pm

    A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.

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  175. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 6:41 pm

    Hmmm,

    The actual amount of comments left is the number displayed by the counter. It differs from the number you see when holding the cursor over your comment, because of deleted spam comments. You will see the difference grow constantly.

    In May June the growth was shocking. Spammers targeted this site asif we were the only website outthere.

    They got blacklisted though so no risk now. Jsut the odd one or two making it appearance.

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  176. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 6:42 pm

    Check the thread today “Top of the pile”

    THat lists the posters who made the most comments.

    I will publish the complete list next week then you can see how far behind you are.

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  177. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:42 pm

    Laugh alone, and the world thinks your an idiot…..

    ReplyReply
  178. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:44 pm

    6:41…..oh ok….

    ReplyReply
  179. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 6:45 pm

    Vinnie,

    You will enjoy this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhxGvaeQ4Ys 

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  180. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 6:48 pm

    Hmmm,

    Time is running out to enter the competition. Did you enter?

    ReplyReply
  181. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:49 pm

    Dont find the thread “Top of the Pile”

    ReplyReply
  182. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:51 pm

    Enter for what…..

    ReplyReply
  183. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:53 pm

    Repost the post counter…..

    ReplyReply
  184. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:56 pm

    The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

    ReplyReply
  185. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 6:59 pm

    DONNNERRRRR!!!!

    ReplyReply
  186. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:02 pm

    Ghost Site!!

    ReplyReply
  187. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:03 pm

    Ag jinne…..there is stil 163 to go…..

    ReplyReply
  188. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 7:03 pm

    Hmmm,

    Click the banner at the top

    ReplyReply
  189. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:04 pm

    I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

    ReplyReply
  190. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:05 pm

    Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    ReplyReply
  191. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:08 pm

    DONE DONNER OP ‘N VRYDAG!

    ReplyReply
  192. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:09 pm

    Atheism – is a non-prophet organisation

    ReplyReply
  193. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 7:09 pm

    Hmmmm

    “Guess who is top of the pile ”

    Sorry

    ReplyReply
  194. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 7:10 pm
  195. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:10 pm

    According to my best recollection, I cannot remember.

    ReplyReply
  196. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 7:12 pm

    Back jusr now.

    ReplyReply
  197. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:15 pm

    Jinne, I most probably don’t even make the top 100….

    I post quite a bit elsewhere and have only posted 8000 odd since Feb……

    ReplyReply
  198. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:16 pm

    Rassie……not the clever one, but the one who is a boardmember here….where are you….

    ReplyReply
  199. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:18 pm

    On the other hand….

    ….you have different fingers

    ReplyReply
  200. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:20 pm

    Ok, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

    ReplyReply
  201. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 7:20 pm

    The one on this site is the clever one. The other one is a DJ

    ReplyReply
  202. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:21 pm

    I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not to sure.

    ReplyReply
  203. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:23 pm

    Hehe 7:20…..

    ReplyReply
  204. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:23 pm

    Work is for people who don’t know who to fish….

    ReplyReply
  205. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 7:24 pm

    I don’t think the first payment was made :grin:

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  206. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:25 pm

    Ag nee….another 142…….!!!!!!

    ReplyReply
  207. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 7:25 pm

    Well you spoke his name and now Ras is very close.

    Between the two of you you would probably put on another 2000 comments tonight.

    ReplyReply
  208. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:26 pm

    I never do post whoring…..

    I am conservative……

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  209. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:27 pm

    Where the heck is this Vinnie fool….

    “I do 100 and you do 100″

    Yeh…..look who can count….

    ReplyReply
  210. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:28 pm

    As I always tell my accountant friend….”An accountant is nothing without his calculater”

    ReplyReply
  211. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:29 pm

    Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

    A:About 45 pounds!!

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  212. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:29 pm

    How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?

    When she has a tampon behind her ear and can’t find her pencil

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  213. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:30 pm

    I once wrote a book called How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours. It went like this: To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the next sentence. To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the previous sentence.” It didn’t sell very well. I thought with the short attention span of people these days it may have been too long, so I rewrote it. The 2nd edition went: “To keep an idiot busy for hours, re-read this sentence.” It’s doing pretty good. I have a deal for the sequel. The 3rd edition is going to go: “Re-read this line.” Now, if I could just find the time to write it.

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  214. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:31 pm

    Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% more entertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr.’s.

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  215. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:32 pm

    This drug Viagra takes the concept of recreational drugs to a whole new level, doesn’t it?

    ReplyReply
  216. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:33 pm

    WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

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  217. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:33 pm

    What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?

    The 1987 World Hide and Seek Champion.

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  218. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:34 pm

    One day, the Captain of the 40-oared royal barge goes down to speak to the slaves in the hold of his ship. “Men, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, the Queen will be joining us today for a trip up the Nile.” The men cheered and rattled their chains. “The bad news is, she wants to go water skiing.”

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  219. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:35 pm

    Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?

    To see what was on the other side.

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  220. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:36 pm

    Two friends meet each other on the street. “hello! Where are you coming from?” asked Bill. “Oh, don’t ask me! I’m coming from the cemetery. I just burried my mother-in-law” replied Sid. “I’m so sorry!” said Bill, “But why is your face schratched all over?”. “It wasn’t so easy!” said Sid, “She put on a hell of a fight!”

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  221. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:37 pm

    Donner, I posted my predictions on the comp thread…was I correct cause a read absolutely nothing in the “article”….

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  222. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:38 pm

    Ag nee….125……

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  223. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:38 pm

    When you ask a housewife, accountant, and lawyer what 2+2 is, what do they give you?

    The housewife says “Four.” The accountant says “It’s either three or four, let me run it through my spreadsheet again.” The lawyer closes the shutters, turns down the lights, and whispers “What do you want it to be?”

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  224. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:39 pm

    Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?

    “The runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide”

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  225. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:40 pm

    Donner, kan jy nie net ‘n bietjie help nie….jinne…..

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  226. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 7:40 pm

    Hmmm…

    Wife just got home so I will see you later. Enjoy the handjob. :grin:

    ReplyReply
  227. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:41 pm

    Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

    Scared the hell out of the dog.

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  228. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:41 pm

    Can’t, your wife already left (as you already know)…..hehehehehehehehehe

    ReplyReply
  229. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:42 pm

    Why was Phillip’s girlfreind dissapointed?

    Because she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a television.

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  230. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:43 pm

    What’s the dofferemce between meat and fish?

    If you beat your fish, it’ll die.

    ReplyReply
  231. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:46 pm

    What do you call an intelligent blonde?

    A Golden Retriever.

    ReplyReply
  232. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 7:47 pm

    :lol:

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  233. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:47 pm

    this man went to a whore house. he had no arms and no legs. When the madam answered the door she asked what he wanted. He said that he wanted a woman. She replyed you have no arms and no legs what can you do? With that he replyed I rang the door bell didn’t I?

    ReplyReply
  234. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 7:48 pm
  235. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:48 pm

    What do Germans use for birth control?

    Their personalities!

    ReplyReply
  236. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:50 pm

    Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?

    The cats keep covering them up with sand!

    ReplyReply
  237. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:50 pm

    7:50 was for DavidS.

    ReplyReply
  238. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:52 pm

    Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

    He was looking for Pooh!

    ReplyReply
  239. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:53 pm

    “Hey Bill, I heard you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet”. “No kidding? How much memory will it take up?”. “Not much, just two Bytes.”

    ReplyReply
  240. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:53 pm

    Only 107 left……but not much time cause I am already late…..

    ReplyReply
  241. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:54 pm

    Will try push my luck till quarter passed….

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  242. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:54 pm

    This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven and twelve has come in sideways

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  243. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:55 pm

    Donner help….then leave at about 118990…hehe

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  244. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:56 pm

    A little boy walks in on his parents in the middle of a romantic interludeand asks if he can hop on his daddy’s back. The father doesn’t see any harm, so he agrees, and they continue. When things started to really heat up the little boy leaned down and whispered in his father’s ear, “Hold on tight, daddy, this is usually where me and the postman get bucked off.”

    ReplyReply
  245. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:57 pm

    2 away from the final stretch……

    ReplyReply
  246. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:57 pm

    What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

    You don’t, you’ve told her twice already!

    ReplyReply
  247. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 7:59 pm

    Amazing stamina, Hmmm.

    ReplyReply
  248. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 7:59 pm

    I’ll help you out with a few comments.

    ReplyReply
  249. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 7:59 pm

    Travis Simmons is great.

    Ras search for his stuff on youtube

    ReplyReply
  250. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 7:59 pm

    Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?

    So they can hide in cherry trees.

    ReplyReply
  251. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:00 pm

    You only need to do 6.5 comments a minute to make the Thousand before quarter past!

    Go Hmmm, go!

    ReplyReply
  252. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:00 pm

    Will do, Donner!

    Go Hmmm!

    ReplyReply
  253. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:01 pm

    Thanks….will appretiate….

    ReplyReply
  254. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:01 pm

    7:59 cont

    What’s the loudest noise in the jungle?

    A Monkey eating cherries.

    ReplyReply
  255. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:01 pm

    The one on the birth control pill for men is excellent. :lol:

    ReplyReply
  256. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:01 pm

    Hmmm, I’ve consulted my crystal ball.

    On Sunday you are going to hit a quick fire 50 and take a fivefor.

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  257. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:02 pm

    What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?

    The Elephants foreskin.

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  258. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:02 pm

    I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not our children’s children, because I don’t think chilldren should be having sex.

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  259. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:03 pm

    All those finger fitness exercises are going to stand you in good stead now, Hmmm!

    Go!

    ReplyReply
  260. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:03 pm

    What’s the difference between an aerobics instructor and a torturer?

    The torturer would apologize first.

    ReplyReply
  261. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:03 pm

    Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick – all gone

    ReplyReply
  262. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:03 pm

    Incest. A game the whole family can play.

    ReplyReply
  263. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:03 pm

    Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around

    ReplyReply
  264. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:03 pm

    Go for the Thousand like Habana flying for the line, Hmmm!

    ReplyReply
  265. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:03 pm

    Sign on a church bulletin board: You aren’t too bad to come in, You aren’t good enough to stay out.

    ReplyReply
  266. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:04 pm

    Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk

    ReplyReply
  267. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:04 pm

    What is the Australian for foreplay?

    Brace yourself, Sheila!

    ReplyReply
  268. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:04 pm

    Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it

    ReplyReply
  269. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:04 pm

    I videotape my children a lot – because I think they’re stealing from us.

    ReplyReply
  270. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:04 pm

    And the Welsh for foreplay?

    Are you awake, Gwen?

    ReplyReply
  271. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:04 pm

    You really have to hand it to blind prostitutes!

    ReplyReply
  272. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:04 pm

    Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night

    ReplyReply
  273. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:05 pm

    75 to goooooo!

    ReplyReply
  274. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:05 pm

    In high school, I was in the French club. All we would do is occasionally surrender to the German club.

    ReplyReply
  275. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:05 pm

    I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears…

    ReplyReply
  276. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:05 pm

    Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it

    ReplyReply
  277. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:05 pm

    The things that come to those who wait are the things left by those who got there first.

    ReplyReply
  278. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:05 pm

    Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants

    ReplyReply
  279. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:06 pm

    A man visits the doctor. The doctor says “I have bad news for you.You have cancer

    ……and Alzhiemer’s disease”.

    The man replies “Well,thank goodness I don’t have cancer!”

    ReplyReply
  280. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:06 pm

    If bald people get hit on the head, do they get hairline fractures?

    ReplyReply
  281. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:06 pm

    Once upon a time, when Donner could do it twice upon a time.

    ReplyReply
  282. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:06 pm

    Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on

    ReplyReply
  283. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:07 pm

    Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says “When did you start wearing them?” To which the other man replies “Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car.”

    ReplyReply
  284. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 8:07 pm

    Naand All,
    Russian,
    32,12 to the Michs.
    And i’m being kind.

    ReplyReply
  285. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:07 pm

    Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

    ReplyReply
  286. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:07 pm

    Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

    ReplyReply
  287. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:07 pm

    Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long

    ReplyReply
  288. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:07 pm

    There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found out that she was six months pregnant

    ReplyReply
  289. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:08 pm

    Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent

    ReplyReply
  290. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:08 pm

    I almost fell in love with a psychic, but she left me before we met.

    ReplyReply
  291. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:08 pm

    Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired

    ReplyReply
  292. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:08 pm

    What did the elephant say to the naked man?

    How do you breathe through that thing?

    ReplyReply
  293. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:08 pm

    Do you smoke after sex?

    I don’t know, I’ve never looked.

    ReplyReply
  294. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:08 pm

    Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted

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  295. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:09 pm

    I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a girl who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.

    ReplyReply
  296. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:09 pm

    53 in 7 min….Jinne, I am just gonna mis it….

    ReplyReply
  297. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:09 pm

    A nun says to Mother Superior, “There’s a case of syphilis in the convent!” Mother Superior says, “That’s great, I was getting tired of the Chablis.”

    ReplyReply
  298. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:09 pm

    Confucius say, man with tool in woman’s mouth not necessarily dentist

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  299. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:09 pm

    The company sergent is briefing the recruits: “For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father, and I will be your mother. Incidentally we are not married, so you know what that makes you…”

    ReplyReply
  300. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 8:09 pm

    Right,
    later,
    all this intellectual waffle
    is beyond me.

    ReplyReply
  301. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:09 pm

    A woman says to a man, “Make me feel like a real woman.” The man says, “Here, iron this.”

    ReplyReply
  302. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:10 pm

    Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level

    ReplyReply
  303. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 8:10 pm

    Miss what?

    ReplyReply
  304. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:10 pm

    What do you call a man that doesn’t use contraceptives?

    Daddy.

    ReplyReply
  305. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:10 pm

    Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel

    ReplyReply
  306. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:10 pm

    A couple is lying in bed.
    Man: “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.”
    Woman: “I’ll miss you.”

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  307. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 8:10 pm

    Oh right the number.

    ReplyReply
  308. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:10 pm

    Drive carefully. 90% of the people on the road are caused by accident.

    ReplyReply
  309. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:10 pm

    Ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

    ReplyReply
  310. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:11 pm

    He who laughs last doesn’t get the joke

    ReplyReply
  311. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 8:11 pm

    Why’d ya want it?

    ReplyReply
  312. avatar
    cab
    November 10, 2006 at 8:11 pm

    wat te fok gaan hier aan?

    ReplyReply
  313. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:11 pm

    Old jokes never die. They just sound like they do.

    ReplyReply
  314. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:11 pm

    Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot

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  315. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:11 pm

    What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.

    ReplyReply
  316. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:11 pm

    (To the tune of ‘Yesterday’)

    Leprocy, bits and pieces falling off of me,

    I’m not half the man I used to be,

    Oh I contracted Leprocy.

    ReplyReply
  317. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:12 pm

    Over the lips, and down the throat,

    mat you never wake uo, next to a goat.

    ReplyReply
  318. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:12 pm

    Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy

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  319. avatar
    cab
    November 10, 2006 at 8:12 pm

    lol ras 8:09 will remeber that…good night ladies…catch up for the pre-match banter 2moro.

    ReplyReply
  320. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:12 pm

    Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman’s well, often catches crab

    ReplyReply
  321. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:12 pm

    Nee jinne, there are too many now….

    You all better leave at 118990…

    ReplyReply
  322. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 8:12 pm

    Don’t kwow Cab,
    everyone is loopy.
    Normal for hmmm;
    the Russian is posting one bad joke
    after anpther and
    Donner is even worse.

    ReplyReply
  323. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:13 pm

    A husband said to his wife ‘Get your coat on love, it’s time to ge down the pub’. She replied ‘But you NEVER take me out’. ‘I’m not,’ said the husband, ‘but I’m turning the heating off before I go.’

    ReplyReply
  324. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:13 pm

    Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders

    ReplyReply
  325. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 8:13 pm

    Whats the interest in a number anyway?

    ReplyReply
  326. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:13 pm

    Boss: (too employee) Experts say that humour on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, knock.

    Employee: Who’s there?

    Boss: Not you anymore.

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  327. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:13 pm

    Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
    Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
    Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
    Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
    Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up

    ReplyReply
  328. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:13 pm

    It was so cold, the town flasher ran up and described himself.

    ReplyReply
  329. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:13 pm

    Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
    Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
    Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
    Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground

    ReplyReply
  330. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:13 pm

    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!? The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!? The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.?

    ReplyReply
  331. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:14 pm

    Confucius say, woman who go to man’s apartment for snack, get titbit
    Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
    Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
    Confucius say, man who kisses girl’s behind, get crack in face

    ReplyReply
  332. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:14 pm

    Two cows in a field. One says to the other ‘What do you think about this mad cow desease?’ The other one replies ‘Blimey! a talking cow!’

    ReplyReply
  333. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:14 pm

    Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town

    ReplyReply
  334. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:14 pm

    A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.? The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.?

    ReplyReply
  335. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:15 pm

    What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan?

    A man who’s too drunk to follow orders.

    ReplyReply
  336. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:15 pm

    Confucius say, OK for shit to happen – will decompose
    Confucius say, man with head on railroad track, listening for train to come, get splitting headache
    Confucius say, man who sneeze without tissue take matter into own hands

    ReplyReply
  337. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:15 pm

    An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died, so she took them to the taxodermist, ‘So you want them mounted?’ asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; ‘No. Holding hands will do just fine.’

    ReplyReply
  338. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:15 pm

    Confucius say, woman who dance wearing jock strap, have make believe ballroom
    Confucius say, support bacteria – is only culture some people have
    Confucius say, man with athletic finger, make broad jump

    ReplyReply
  339. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:15 pm

    A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That’s not it? and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That’s it.?

    ReplyReply
  340. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:15 pm

    Anatomy is something everybody’s got, but sure looks better on a woman.

    ReplyReply
  341. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:15 pm

    Confucius say, men may have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole, women have more
    Confucius say, woman wearing G-string, high on crack
    Confucius say, virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick
    Confucius say, man who pull woman’s bra strap, may get bust in face
    Confucius say, woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock
    Confucius say, man who fall in vat of molten glass, make spectacle of self
    Confucius say, man who jump through screen door, strain self
    Confucius say, man who push piano down mine shaft, likely to get A flat minor

    ReplyReply
  342. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:16 pm

    Confucius say, man who fuck in cemetery may end up fucking dead

    ReplyReply
  343. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:16 pm

    How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?

    Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

    ReplyReply
  344. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:16 pm

    What did the seagull in Nemo say?

    ReplyReply
  345. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 8:16 pm

    crazy

    ReplyReply
  346. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:17 pm

    Broken promises don’t upset me. I just think ‘Why did they believe me?’

    ReplyReply
  347. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 8:17 pm

    mine

    ReplyReply
  348. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:17 pm

    Did I get it????

    It was exactly on 119 000 after post 8:17…..

    ReplyReply
  349. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 8:18 pm

    mine mine

    ReplyReply
  350. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:18 pm

    Come on Donner, Rassie…tel me please….I am late and this woman uis impatient….

    ReplyReply
  351. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 8:18 pm

    mine,mine, mine

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  352. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 8:19 pm

    mine,mine,mine,mine

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  353. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:19 pm

    Donner has to tell you, Hmmm!

    Good luck, you deserve it!

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  354. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 8:19 pm

    mine,mine,mine,mine,mine

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  355. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:19 pm

    I have to switch on my laptop to confirm it. Hmmm you will have to wait a while, but it looks like Duiwel slipped in the Crasy comment.

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  356. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:19 pm

    Anyone looking for saucy limericks, I won’t post them here but there are some goodys!

    http://www.sexlimericks.com/

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  357. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 8:20 pm

    mine,mine,mine,mine,mine,mine
    i think bruce stole it in Nemo.

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  358. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 8:20 pm

    Okay, outta here for a while. Back later!

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  359. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 8:21 pm

    mine,mine,mine,mine,mine,mine,mine

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  360. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 8:22 pm

    i have to Bath the laaitie.
    laters

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  361. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:23 pm

    The crap talkers on this thread……(up to post @ 8:18)

    In descending order…

    Comment by Hmmm — Novembe 127
    Comment by Donner — Novem 53
    Comment by Vinnie — Novem 39
    Comment by Oranje Orakel 30
    Comment by Rasputin — Nov 27
    Comment by robdylan© — No 17
    Comment by bluegreengold 11
    Comment by Duiwel — Novem 11
    Comment by cab — November 10
    Comment by DavidS — Novem 9
    Comment by Grrrr…. I’m 7
    Comment by il postino — N 6
    Comment by Provincejoulek 5
    Comment by Sarky — Novemb 2
    Comment by StMichel — Nov 2
    Comment by Ballas — Novem 1
    Comment by danie — Novemb 1
    Comment by Grrrr…. I’m a 1

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  362. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:24 pm

    Of cozz I do…see 8:23….

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  363. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 10, 2006 at 8:25 pm

    Will sign-on when I get back hom elater tonight to see…cheers guys and thanks for the help…..

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  364. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:42 pm

    OK Hmmm It is official.

    119K

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  365. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 8:44 pm

    AT least I can take the honors of reaching the actual 120K if the bloody spammers just didn’t screw it up.

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  366. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 9:03 pm

    Duiwel,

    This one you will enjoy for sure

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDZaAN_kX2Y&mode=related&search=

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  367. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 9:12 pm

    *119 000 Hmmm

    Way to go Hmmm!!!

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  368. avatar
    grootblousmile
    November 10, 2006 at 9:20 pm

    Hello,

    Duiwel, waas jy??

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  369. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 9:22 pm

    Hi GBS

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  370. avatar
    grootblousmile
    November 10, 2006 at 9:23 pm

    Sorry, Hello Donner, Ras, manne & maninne!

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  371. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 9:24 pm

    Hzit GBS,Donner,Russian,
    just on the other site
    posting my displeasure at
    Stan’s forced exit.

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  372. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 9:26 pm

    Hi Duiwel.

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  373. avatar
    grootblousmile
    November 10, 2006 at 9:27 pm

    Duiwel, hoe skakel jy / konnekteer jy met Stan??

    Mail my nou as jy my adres het, anders vra vir my adres!

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  374. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 9:30 pm

    Nee GBS,
    ek het nie met hom kontak nie.
    Hy sal my wel vind as hy wil.
    hy weet waar ek is.

    Donner,
    what about the model babe
    in lord of war.

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  375. avatar
    grootblousmile
    November 10, 2006 at 9:33 pm

    Duiwel, ek dog jy’s die man met die lang gun…

    Ek het darem Stan se Mail adres, so sal hom self kontak!

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  376. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 9:35 pm

    Sé vir hom eks sé h’zit.

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  377. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 9:35 pm

    Moet waai,
    laters

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  378. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 9:37 pm

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  379. avatar
    bluegreengold
    November 10, 2006 at 9:37 pm

    Duiwel
    Het laasnaweek die Rainbows gebliksem! 14 van so bo 1kg size in 2 dae!

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  380. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 9:44 pm

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  381. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 9:53 pm

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  382. avatar
    bluegreengold
    November 10, 2006 at 9:57 pm

    Toppie

    Vir ‘n wiepie ou het jy darem goeie politiek.

    ReplyReply
  383. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 9:59 pm

    Ashley Judd is babelicious!

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  384. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 10:00 pm

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  385. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 10:10 pm

    Ras,

    Got your mail. :lol:

    bliksemse Duiwel

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  386. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 10:15 pm

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  387. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 10:17 pm

    Who remembers 9 and a half weeks?

    Mickey Rourke and Kim

    ReplyReply
  388. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 10:20 pm

    Bet nobody knows her

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  389. avatar
    manvanstaal
    November 10, 2006 at 10:30 pm

    Dis daai poppie van twin peaks.

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  390. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 10:39 pm

    Ireland’s call is probably still the gratest anthem of them all

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE6WPEXtJZY

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  391. avatar
    shields
    November 10, 2006 at 10:40 pm

    Hehehe there are more chicks on this site than on pichunter! You are a bunch of dirty old men!

    How is everyone. I am chilled. Have a good feeling about the game, just like the oracle. And no Ras, Ireland has a minger/beauty ration of about 5000:1

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  392. avatar
    shields
    November 10, 2006 at 10:41 pm

    Pitty the irish dont like it much at all Donner. They say its a Pop song and are reluctant to sing the tune out loud during matches.

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  393. avatar
    shields
    November 10, 2006 at 10:42 pm

    Where is that Duiwel and Boetjie fellows?

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  394. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 10:43 pm

    Shields,

    You should enjoy this one. Volume at the top level please

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDZaAN_kX2Y&mode=related&search=

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  395. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 10:44 pm

    Nobody said they had taste. :grin:

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  396. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 10:46 pm

    Especially the women.

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  397. avatar
    shields
    November 10, 2006 at 11:01 pm

    Donner, I will leave you with these words from U2 frontman bono: “You glorify the past when your future dries up.” – from God part 2, Rattle`n Hum

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  398. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:02 pm

    Naand mense!

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  399. avatar
    shields
    November 10, 2006 at 11:04 pm

    Its testimony to our great new country that every clown who wants to youtube that song can do so without fear. So go ahead my friend, we are all free now. Whatever rocks your boat.

    I know you are taking the piss though.

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  400. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 11:04 pm

    Shields,

    No offense, but you should really take the broomstick out of your arse and grow a sense of humour.

    To show disregard for your own history, won’t allow you to appreciate the future. And that is my own words.

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  401. avatar
    shields
    November 10, 2006 at 11:05 pm

    Hi Rasmus,

    Tomorrow will be a cracker. Cannot belive we have to wait till 7pm.

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  402. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 11:06 pm

    Shit watching the History channel.

    Women only just pips a beautiful jet fighter when it comes to beauty.

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  403. avatar
    shields
    November 10, 2006 at 11:07 pm

    Heheh come now Donner I know you were joking. I can appreciate my history by reading a history book, I dont need to cry in my brandy over an old anthem thank you.

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  404. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:07 pm

    Shields, give me a sec, I’m going to find a retort that you’ll LOVE!!!!!

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  405. avatar
    shields
    November 10, 2006 at 11:09 pm

    Imagine the amount of beautiful women we could have purchased from Russia with fighter jet budget. Somehow i think the former would have gone to more use!

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  406. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:10 pm

    Okay, for perspective you’ll need to watch this video first:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8xpeQG9Rl0&mode=related&search=

    Then read this guy’s reply.

    interjunkshit (1 month ago)

    my gunsteling kleur is blou. ek supersize partykeer my meal as ek genoeg geld het. maar meeste van die tyd maak ek maar net my veters vas met my linker hand.

    more is maandag en oormore is dinsdag. gister is verby. kom oor jouself.

    What is the sound of one hand clapping?

    uhm
    (Reply)

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  407. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:11 pm

    Women only just pips a beautiful jet fighter when it comes to beauty.

    Comment by Donner — November 10, 2006 @ 11:06 pm |Edit This

    Sjoe, boet, your priorities need a little fine tuning!

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  408. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 11:12 pm

    Shields,

    Than maybe you should try to appreciate your heritage and not try to fit in that much. Going against the stream is not always that bad.

    Our history is tarnished with people who tried to jsut fit in by following the stream.

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  409. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:14 pm

    Die Engelse kan maar hulle seëninge tel

    Almal weet dat e = mc2, maar niemand weet wat dit regtig beteken nie. Behalwe miskien vir Albert Einstein, en hy’s dood. En Stephen Hawking, natuurlik, maar dié sukkel ‘n bietjie om lekker te verduidelik.

    As ek reg onthou, het my Wetenskap-juffrou my probeer leer dat dit alles iets te doen het met energie en die spoed van lig en, en, uhmmm… watookal. Ook bekend as die Relatiwiteitsteorie. Relatief moeilik, as jy my vra.

    Drie minute in die geselskap van ‘n pragtige meisie is relatief kort, maar drie minute in jou baas se kantoor is relatief lank. Een haar op jou kop is relatief min, maar een haar in jou sop is relatief baie. Dis ‘n relatief goeie jaar vir die ekonomie, hierdie: swakker as laasjaar, miskien, maar ten minste beter as die jaar wat voorlê…

    Dís die tipe relatiwiteitsteorie wat vir my sin maak.

    Van my vriende werk in die beleggingswêreld. Feitlik alles wat hulle doen word gemeet – gewoonlik in relatiewe terme. Party van hulle probeer om een of ander aandele-indeks te klop. Vir ander is dit belangrik om meer geld te maak as wat jy op ‘n bankdeposito sou kon verdien. Die res is tevrede as hulle beter presteer as die firmas waarmee hulle kompeteer.

    Met ander woorde dis een of ander relatiewe standaard wat geld, vir almal van hulle.

    ‘n Portefeuljebestuurder loop ‘n vriend van hom raak wat in dieselfde industrie werk. Is jy gelukkig getroud, vra die kêrel. Relatief tot wat, kom die teenvraag oombliklik.

    Dis hoe die meeste van ons ook ons lewens inrig. Dis immers hoekom die Engelse praat van “keeping up with the Joneses?. Maak nie saak hoe goed of sleg dit met ons gaan nie, maak nie saak hoe arm of ryk ons is nie, solank ons net beter doen as ons bure of ons vriende of ons kollegas of ons ouer sussie of ons jonger boetie of ons ouers, toe hulle so oud was soos wat ons nou is.

    Of die Joneses – wie op aarde hulle ookal is.

    Jy ken mos daai flou grappie van Kallie Knoetze en Mike Schutte in die leeupark toe die Landrover breek en Kallie sy hardloopskoene aantrek. Mike wil hom doodlag want hy weet dat Kallie nie vir die leeus sal kan weghardloop nie, maar ‘n selfvoldane Kallie weet dat hy net vinniger as Mike hoef te hardloop.

    Ja-nee, relatiewe prestasie is al wat saakmaak.

    Van kleins af word dit by ons ingeprent. Wie staan eerste in die klas? Watter seuntjie of dogtertjie hardloop vinniger as die res? Spring verder? Of hoër? Of teken mooier? Of sing ouliker? Of sê beter gediggies op?

    Dit alles is deel van Maslow se hiërargie van behoeftes. Nadat ons uiting gegee het aan dit wat ons nodig het om te oorleef op ‘n basiese vlak, probeer ons voortplant. Daarna kom ons sosiale hunkering aan die beurt (met ander woorde ons wil deel wees van een of ander groep).

    Maar die hoogste strewe van alles, is die ego: ons probeer uitstaan binne die groep.

    Dis hoekom die ryk mense in die duur huise teen die koppies bly. Dis hoekom Sol Kerzner met die een model en skoonheidskoningin na die ander trou. Dis hoekom Russiese olieboewe die sokkerklubs opkoop.

    Dit is die Engelse pers wat my die afgelope maand of wat aan die dink gesit het oor die hele begrip van relatiwiteit. Die laaste paar weke kan jy mos nie ‘n koerant oopmaak nie, of jy sien een of ander berig oor ‘n aansitterige Tony Blair se laaste dae as Engelse premier en die norse Gordon Brown wat hom in alle waarskynlikheid gaan opvolg. Of dalk David Cameron, ‘n japsnoet met rooi wangetjies, as die Tories hulle sin kry.

    En almal is in sak en as. Die Arbeidersparty gooi klippe na Cameron se kant toe, want dié is besig om voor te loop in die meningspeilings ten spyte van ‘n skreiende gebrek aan enige duidelike beleidspunte. Net vir ingeval, berei die Konsertawiewe Party hulle voor op die ondenkbare: ‘n vierde agtereenvolgende nederlaag by die stembus, en vyf jaar se regering onder leiding (of moet ek sê lyding?) van ‘n vervelige Skot wat nie weet hoe om te glimlag nie. Intussen veg Menzies Campbell en sy Liberaal-Demokratiese kollegas vir oorlewing.

    Dis darem maar erg, né. Die politieke toekoms in Engeland lyk nie lekker nie. En jy het gedink globale verwarming of die toestand van Springbokrugby is ‘n probleem.

    Maar daar is natuurlik ook ‘n ander brokkie nuus wat ‘n week of twee gelede redelik wyd gerapporteer is in die Engelse pers, en dit is die kwytskelding van ons eie Jacob Zuma op aanklagte van bedrog. Nie net dit nie, maar ‘n dansende Zuma wat die jillende massas buite die hof opsweep is oënskynlik die enigste kandidaat om vir Thabo Mbeki op te volg wanneer dié se termyn binnekort tot ‘n einde kom.

    Fantastiese nuus, as jy my vra. Nou sal niemand in Suid-Afrika ooit weer Vigs kry nie, want die president sê dat jy net moet stort om die probleem te bekamp. En die president se woord is mos wet, nie waar nie?

    Maar hier is my vraag. Hoe verduidelik ek vir my Londense vriende dat die politieke landskap in Engeland op die ou end tog nie so erg is as wat hulle daarvan maak nie? Want Gordon Brown is miskien ‘n pateet relatief tot Winston Churchill en Margaret Thatcher, en dis dalk waar dat David Cameron so beginselvas is soos ‘n tweedehandse motorhandelaar.

    Maar relatief tot die politieke stand van sake in Suid-Afrika en die toekoms van die presidentskap in die land van my geboorte, dink ek die Engelse kan maar hulle seëninge tel. Hulle kla definitief met die witbrood onder die arm.

    Sal iemand asseblief vir die Joneses ook laat weet?

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  410. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 11:16 pm

    Ras,

    I love aviation. I stood in a hobby shop today and had to restrain myself from buying another RC plane that will probably not fly, because I see the probability of crashing it as a sin.

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  411. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 11:20 pm

    So why would Hoover keep files on Frank Sinantra?

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  412. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 11:21 pm
  413. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:21 pm

    :shock:

    I’m not lying, I was in a hobby shop today as well!

    Weird. This place is huge, full of models to build, really fine detail stuff.

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  414. avatar
    shields
    November 10, 2006 at 11:22 pm

    Kaka Donner I certainly dont feel like I am going with the stream by being positive about the now. Most whiteys are tight about it so I dont see how you can say I am a conformist or trying to fit in. I just did not like the way things were run then. I look around at the architecture from that era and its horrible. UJ (old RAU) building is probably the pinnacle of old SA design and even thats a monstrosity.

    I just feel more comfortable with how things are now. We are part of a world community and i like many friends and many kinds of food and many diverse opinions and cultures. The old SA tried to be homogenous and I just dont think thats cool.

    Politics will always be a fuck-up but there is no excuse for bad taste and the old goverment had that in bucket-loads.

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  415. avatar
    shields
    November 10, 2006 at 11:23 pm

    Jis guys can you not talk to me about anything else? How about music. Please I reall yhave more to offer than a controversial political debate!

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  416. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:23 pm

    Hi Rasmus,

    Tomorrow will be a cracker. Cannot belive we have to wait till 7pm.

    Comment by shields — November 10, 2006 @ 11:05 pm |Edit This

    I think so too! I’m getting quite excited about this match.

    We are such obvious underdogs that it’s intriguing to see how we’ll go.

    A kid like Fransie Steyn is huge, he’s a massive bugger for 20 years old. He’ll probably end his career at about 105kg’s!

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  417. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 11:24 pm

    FBI file # 62-83-219

    Frank Sinatra. Hoover thought he could gather the same support as Hitler. :shock:

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  418. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:25 pm

    Jis guys can you not talk to me about anything else? How about music. Please I reall yhave more to offer than a controversial political debate!

    Comment by shields — November 10, 2006 @ 11:23 pm |Edit This

    Yes, let’s leave it, two nights in a row is far too much!

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  419. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 11:26 pm

    h’zit Russian,Donner,Shields
    whats the topic for discussion?

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  420. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 11:28 pm

    h’zit Russian,Donner,Shields
    whats the topic for discussion?

    Comment by Duiwel — November 10, 2006 @ 11:26 pm

    controversial political debate!!! :lol:

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  421. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:28 pm

    Donner,

    Hoover was some fucked up guy.

    He saw reds under every bed.

    Far too much power for his own good either.

    Did I read recently that they may have solved the Jimmy Hoffa mystery?

    Do you remember the massive mystery of the girl that disappeared in the Knysna forest?

    Rosemary somebody?

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  422. avatar
    shields
    November 10, 2006 at 11:28 pm

    Girls and jetplanes and the fact that both Donner and Ras realised to their suprise that their mid-life crisis are in full swing, finding themselves in a hobby store searching for the child within!

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  423. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 11:29 pm

    Donner,
    as my bure goed doen,éncore mieux,
    i’ve never felt i had to keep
    up with them.

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  424. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 11:29 pm

    Ras,

    It rings a bell. No detail though. Guess I am thinking about airplanes now.

    So what were you doing in a hobby shop?

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  425. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 11:31 pm

    Both need space for full
    throttle,
    both are dangerous when they’re hot,
    one mistake with either
    and you’re ejected from
    the driving seat.

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  426. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 11:33 pm

    Duiwel :lol: @ 11:31

    :lol::lol:

    That was excellent

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  427. avatar
    shields
    November 10, 2006 at 11:33 pm

    Shit lads I have to run. Baba crying – been a long day. Ons vir jou Suid Afrika (ja al ly ons aan magsverlies!)

    Only joking…….

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  428. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:33 pm

    Film probes mystery of Ros Ballingall‘s disapperance

    By Athane Scholtz Garden Route Reporter

    THE impenetrable and mysterious Knysna forest does not give up its secrets easily. Just ask freelance filmmaker Nicole Scha- fer, 26, whose documentary on the unsolved 1969 disappearance of 20-year-old drama student Rosalind Ballingall has recently seen the light.

    One of the most publicised cases of the time, the disappearance of the beautiful blonde University of Cape Town student had been even more mysterious because of Ballingall‘s association with the then much frowned-upon hippie movement in Knysna, as well as a cult called the Cosmic Butterfly and her presence at an alleged drug-den party on the edge of the forests the night before her disappearance.

    Nearly four decades after Ballin- gall‘s disappearance, the memories of frantic searches and spiritual mysteries have faded in the minds of most locals but some have never forgotten it.

    “As long as I can remember, I associated the Knysna forests with the disappearance of this mystical woman. I am not sure where and when I had heard it first, but it came to the fore when I was looking for a subject to film for my final project in my Masters degree programme at UCT,? said Schafer, whose family lived on the Garden Route for many years.

    “When I started researching, I was surprised to discover that she was also a student at UCT and studied on the same campus as I – there were even two lecturers on campus who studied with Ros and I could interview them as participants in my film.? In search of answers to the unsolved case, The Ballad of Rosalind Ballingall follows Ballingal‘s footsteps from the bohemian city streets of Cape Town in the 1960s to the Knysna forests, drawing on the collective memory of the Knysna community and students who were at university with her at the time.

    The daughter of a Rand Mines executive, Ballingall set off with two friends from Cape Town on August 11, 1969, to spend a weekend at a popular hippie haunt in Fisanthoek known as the “Sugarhouse? – so named because of its association with the drug LSD.

    According to police reports, she left the house the morning after her arrival to go for a walk in the forest. She took nothing with her except a Bible and never returned. Heavy rains made it impossible for trackers to pick up any trace of her in the forest and subsequent reported sightings of her around the country, made her story all the more confusing.

    False alarms regarding her whereabouts, from clairvoyants to convicted criminals, led to several re-investigations for as long as 10 years after her disappearance.

    The story was also extensively covered in the media as the search became nationwide and has continued to surface over the years – most recently following the discovery in April of a helicopter that disappeared in the Knysna forests in 1999, and the murders of Knysna waitresses Jessica Wheeler, 18, and Victoria Stadler, 20, late last year.

    “The Knysna forests are vast and at places impenetrable. It holds its secrets close to its heart and is even a mystery to forest workers who have lived and worked there for years. If a helicopter could have been missing for seven years and only discovered by accident by forest workers, how much more easily could human remains stay undiscovered.?

    Schafer said it had been difficult to find locals who had an intimate knowledge of the incident, mainly because most of the hippie community had moved away from the area.

    “Rosalind‘s sisters and brother, who now live in the UK, did not want to be included or mentioned in the film and weren‘t willing to share with me any details of Rosalind‘s life and the devastating effect her disappearance had on their family. I had subsequently sent them a copy of the film, which was well received.?

    The individuals with whom Rosalind had gone to Knysna that weekend, and those living at the house from where she disappeared at the time, also chose not to be included in the film and weren‘t able to shed any new light on the disappearance, other than the facts mentioned in the film.

    “There were several people in Fisanthoek who could guide me, like Gillian Carter, Knysna‘s chief librarian, who was friendly with the people who lived in the house where Ros disappeared.

    “Although many theories continue to exist around Rosalind‘s disappearance, the case remains unsolved and any documentation surrounding her disappearance has subsequently been destroyed or simply lost.?

    Two years after her search started, Schafer premiered her film – for which she received a university distinction – in Plettenberg Bay in February and in Knysna in March.

    “The film was well received and many people have come up to me to tell me their stories or how they were connected to Rosalind‘s case.

    “I also met the Ballingal family dentist who had kept Ros‘s dental records for many years just in case her remains were ever found.

    “Many people have subsequently come up to me with all kinds of information, but unfortunately nothing that really shed light on the mystery.?

    Schafer‘s 40-minute documentary will be screened at the Knysna Movie House tomorrow at 8pm, ahead of the town‘s first month-long “art-house? movie festival, which starts on Friday.

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  429. avatar
    StMichel
    November 10, 2006 at 11:34 pm

    By Jove I hope the boks are up for it tomorrow. I fear it could get ugly for them.

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  430. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 11:35 pm

    Shields,

    I will never stop searching for the child within. Because then I will die and I have met too many walking corpses in my life.

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  431. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 11:35 pm

    Great Donner,
    famous african(ehtnic) mathematicians?
    poets?
    painters?
    ummmmmm…
    what about dictators revelling
    in bloodbaths!
    Fk thats more like it,i can name loads.

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  432. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:35 pm

    Both need space for full
    throttle,
    both are dangerous when they’re hot,
    one mistake with either
    and you’re ejected from
    the driving seat.

    Comment by Duiwel — November 10, 2006 @ 11:31 pm |Edit This

    Superb!

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  433. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 11:35 pm

    Nou wie de bliksem het hom genooi?

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  434. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:36 pm

    Evening, St M. Do you know the Garden Route area?

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  435. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 11:37 pm

    See you later Shields,
    we’ll have a debate.

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  436. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:37 pm

    French national anthem is also superb, it’s on an arts programme I’m watching now.

    ReplyReply
  437. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 11:38 pm

    Hello there,
    english Filth,
    i should have know the day
    was bound to get worse.

    ReplyReply
  438. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 11:38 pm

    Its quite bloody Russian,
    theres talk of changing it.

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  439. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:38 pm

    Go well, Shields, looking forward to tomorrow!

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  440. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 11:39 pm

    Duiwel,

    lets stick to corrupt public officials. It is closer to home, I don;t know African history that well. :grin:

    OK let us not go that route tonight.

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  441. avatar
    StMichel
    November 10, 2006 at 11:39 pm

    Ras,

    Yes very well. Stayed at Fancourt a couple of times (although George is my favourite course). I am also a secret fan of Brenton on Sea and Noetzie beach. Did the Otter Trail 10 yeras back – very good (naturally I took ones bag man along)

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  442. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:40 pm

    St M, you been watching Harlequins/Gloucester?

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  443. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:41 pm

    Sat 11 England v Argentina (2.30pm) SS2 2pm International

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  444. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 11:41 pm

    Ras,

    WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN A HOBBY SHOP?

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  445. avatar
    StMichel
    November 10, 2006 at 11:41 pm

    No Ras. I dont watch the p’ship during international periods. Family life means I have to limit the amount of rugger I watch.

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  446. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 11:42 pm

    The road less taken is it Donner?
    I must admit,upon reflection,
    that i find Shield’s general
    attitude admirable in spite of the
    obvious adversity to some of his opinions.
    refreshing.

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  447. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 11:43 pm

    OK lets see if StMichel can have a social conbersation without being negative or being n arse.

    StMichel what is your hobbies?

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  448. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:44 pm

    Been going there on holiday since I was 5 years old, St M.

    Agreed, love Noetzie and have grown fond of Brenton on Sea since I left SA.

    Thought it was naff when I was growing up but age alters perspective and now I’d love to have a place there.

    Do you know Lake Pleasant on Groenvlei?

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  449. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 11:44 pm

    StMichel what is your hobbies?

    That just doesn’t sound right.

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  450. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 11:45 pm

    Hope England gets it up
    the khyber pass on Sat.
    Its bound to be a shimmer of light
    after getting knobbed by the Micks.

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  451. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:45 pm

    Ras,

    WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN A HOBBY SHOP?

    Comment by Donner — November 10, 2006 @ 11:41 pm |Edit This

    My wife dragged me in there this evening. God knows why, think she was looking for …..

    hold a sec….

    okay, “Ag, I was just looking”

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  452. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 11:46 pm

    I better brush up on my english. Need to write the IELTS test 20 Jan for my visa application.

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  453. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 11:47 pm

    I’m desperate to be civil however
    i can’t stand the twat.

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  454. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 11:48 pm

    Ras,

    Taht is very disappointing. Come on man. Keep the kid within alive. A nice RC car or even plane is great fun. The stuff is so cheap over there, I fear I might be divorced if I was staying in the UK or USA.

    I wouldn’t stop buying new toys.

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  455. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:49 pm

    St M,

    George IS a gorgeous course but it has time on it’s side, it’s been there for a long time.

    I guess that in 50 years time when the trees have developed then Fancourt will look pretty good.

    Knysna has a cute little course, 9 holes, I think. Bit dinky but cute.

    Ernie has built a new course down near Herold’s Bay.

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  456. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 11:49 pm

    Exactly. Ask him a civilised question and the guy disappears.

    ReplyReply
  457. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 10, 2006 at 11:50 pm

    Off vir n rokie en gaan vir jack oornooi.
    2tics.

    ReplyReply
  458. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 11:50 pm

    Ras,

    So you are a golfer?

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  459. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:52 pm

    Ras,

    Taht is very disappointing. Come on man. Keep the kid within alive. A nice RC car or even plane is great fun. The stuff is so cheap over there, I fear I might be divorced if I was staying in the UK or USA.

    I wouldn’t stop buying new toys.

    Comment by Donner — November 10, 2006 @ 11:48 pm |Edit This

    Donner,

    People here take these model building things very seriously indeed! Model planes that can fly, model speedboats, model yachts, model cars, model racing cars, you name it. Some very impressive stuff and loads of model shops to choose from.

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  460. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:53 pm

    Donner,

    Not me, my brother is a friend of Ernie and a former pro.

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  461. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:54 pm

    I’m a hacker, play once or twice a year and thoroughly enjoy losing as many balls as possible! I love walking the courses, often walk with my boet, looking at the scenery, nature, trees, wildlife etc.

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  462. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 10, 2006 at 11:55 pm

    Now, now Duiwel

    St M is harmless. It would be a sad world indeed if we couldn’t take a bit of joshing or a poke in the ribs every now and again.

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  463. avatar
    November 10, 2006 at 11:55 pm

    Ras

    This will alwyas be a classic

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBit83NpvN0

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  464. avatar
    Boertjie
    November 10, 2006 at 11:57 pm

    Duiwel
    Jack? Oornooi?
    Ghost site?

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  465. avatar
    StMichel
    November 10, 2006 at 11:59 pm

    Hobbies? Pretty much the lot. Sport and reading mainly. I probably crunch 5 books a week on all matter of subjects. My English master used to insist.

    I love doing the moutain bike trail just after Noetzie on the road to Plett – Outeniqua Mountain Bike Trails. What scenery.

    May I suggest you all a good book – Guns, Germs and Steel. A riveting read. Explains an awful lot.

    Over and out for the day chaps Toodoolhoo.

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  466. avatar
    StMichel
    November 11, 2006 at 12:00 am

    Thankyou Ras. Although by all acounts we are one and the same!

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  467. avatar
    November 11, 2006 at 12:01 am

    People here take these model building things very seriously indeed! Model planes that can fly, model speedboats, model yachts, model cars, model racing cars, you name it. Some very impressive stuff and loads of model shops to choose from.

    Comment by Rasputin — November 10, 2006 @ 11:52 pm

    You would be surprise at how RC is growing in SA.

    This one model shop where I used to buy my stuff was up for sale some six years ago. I asked the guy about the business one day.

    In my mind it should be quite a capital intensive business because of the carrying time of the stock. Everything gets imported and sales (to me) seemed slow. I asked him what his carry time was ona model.

    “One week” was what he answered me. He ended up not selling the place but moved to another location. Weirdess thing is that his store at that stage was located in Tyge Valley shopping centre. He kept on going till last year.

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  468. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:01 am

    St M,

    Don’t know if you know it but there is a ‘secret’ beach just before Knysna.

    About 10 clicks before Knysna from the CT side on the right hand side you’ll see a turn for the Lake Pleasant Caravan Park and what used to be the Lake Pleasant Hotel. Anyway, take the turn, drive through the caravan site (you’ll mostly see bungalows) and then on past the hotel and keep going, the gravel road (grondpad) will head up the koppie, past a few houses, and then crest the ridge and go down the other side where there are no buildings, no development, no shops, nothing, just nature. It ends at a gravel parking area perched above the ocean, walk down the steps and you’ve got 15 km’s of beach more or less to yourself!

    Very safe, nobody there. The sea is dangerous though, watch the kids.

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  469. avatar
    November 11, 2006 at 12:02 am

    Hehehe

    Robin Williams in Birdcage. On now on Movie Magic

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  470. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:03 am

    Evening Sir Boertjie!

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  471. avatar
    StMichel
    November 11, 2006 at 12:04 am

    Thanks Ras – I’ll ask you to remind me before my trip in March.

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  472. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:06 am

    PLeasure, St M, might have other snippets for you as well.

    Let me know.

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  473. avatar
    Boertjie
    November 11, 2006 at 12:06 am

    Hi Ras.
    Rather give the guy a roadmap to hell
    to meet his maker.
    :wink:

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  474. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:07 am

    Then again, considering we are apparently one and the same, we’ll probably both be taking the waters there at the same time.

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  475. avatar
    November 11, 2006 at 12:07 am

    Boertjie,

    Even the devil have standards.

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  476. avatar
    Boertjie
    November 11, 2006 at 12:11 am

    Klink my Duiwel het in sy kelder verdwaal.
    Die een met drank in.
    Of anders vat hy baie lank om te besluit
    wat om vanaand te suip.

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  477. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:11 am

    Eish, you people are harsh!

    ReplyReply
  478. avatar
    Boertjie
    November 11, 2006 at 12:16 am

    Ek het nou so gedink:
    Dalk beter ons verloor vandag.
    Wen ons, sal die manne op so ‘n high wees dat hulle teen die Bleekbene vou.
    Liewer vandag verloor en met wraak in die kop
    op Twickenham draf.

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  479. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 12:16 am

    I told you all it was me…..I was the master….hehehe

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  480. avatar
    Boertjie
    November 11, 2006 at 12:17 am

    OK, ek het werk om te doen –
    Hou julle maar die spoke geselskap.

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  481. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:17 am

    You would be surprise at how RC is growing in SA.

    This one model shop where I used to buy my stuff was up for sale some six years ago. I asked the guy about the business one day.

    Comment by Donner — November 11, 2006 @ 12:01 am |Edit This

    Donner,

    I was a COMPLETE KNOB!!!!

    When I was a kid my Gran used to send me electric railway things, you know, locomotives, passengers cars etc. All of it was original Hornby parts

    I had the Flying Scotsman, the Flying Dutchman and loads of other pieces. All heavy, solid pieces.

    Anyway, the parts that I didn’t break or lose over the years I sold to a customer of the bank I worked at for about R10.

    Now I watch auction programmes on TV and feel sick to death whenever original Hornby stuff comes up.

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  482. avatar
    November 11, 2006 at 12:18 am

    Gimme a moment. Watching Shania video’s

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  483. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 12:18 am

    Naand Toppie,
    ghost site se gat man,
    skuif jou bril op.

    Donner,
    saw a robin williams,allour yesterdays?
    about life after death.
    Original.

    Ras,
    i realise that we live in a world
    within which diversity is like
    spice that adds aroma tothe
    sheer wonder of Life’s Taste.

    However all aromas is pleasing.
    Pretentious shite,has a peculiar
    tepid tang i find especialy revolting.
    An aquired taste,agrees,certainly the wise
    would taste regardlessly,
    attempting to acertain which variety
    of shit one is tasting and
    its origins and advantages to the Taste
    as such
    however
    i’d rather just cave his nose in.

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  484. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:20 am

    Yip, Hmmm, you cracked it!

    Master Hmmmm

    Sorry Boertjie, wife is chatting, got an eye on a tv programme, looking up stuff and responding.

    You’ve got a point but the thing is, I don’t want to lose to Ireland any more than I want to lose to the bleekbene!

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  485. avatar
    November 11, 2006 at 12:20 am

    Ras,

    Model trains is huge in SA now. I know a guy in Bloem who had his collection valued at R2 million two years ago. It is not toys anymore.

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  486. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 12:20 am

    StM…..

    5 losses in a row…..

    And when you lose against the Arg…..6 losses in a row…..

    And Aus have 4 without victory…….

    Just shows how long ago was the WC final…..

    How cheap does WC champs sound now….

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  487. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 12:22 am

    Hmmm is the Champion
    Hmmm is the Champion
    Hmmm is the Champion
    Of Ruggaworld……..

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  488. avatar
    November 11, 2006 at 12:25 am

    I heard tonight why women are reluctant to give blowjobs. It sounds like work.

    We should rather tell them it is a blow out sale down there.

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  489. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 12:25 am

    32 reland,
    beeste 12.
    Thats my call.
    I’m not going to watch.
    Bollocks.
    I’m taking a stand.
    Enough is enough.
    Things need to change
    or they can go to hell.
    i”l keep track of the first half,
    thats my whack.
    If they play without their ablities’s sphere
    i’d watch the second half,
    to spot the catalyst.
    Otherwise they’re on their own.
    I’ll spend me money on flies instead.

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  490. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:25 am

    I know, Donner, don’t remind me what a fool I was!

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  491. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:26 am

    Duiwel,

    Have you invited Master Jack into the room?

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  492. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 12:28 am

    Toppie,
    n bees suip.
    Ek geniet n laatnag kelkie.
    Dit is aansienbaar meer gerustellend
    vir my gemoed as van die
    ander kak wat n mens laatnag kan aanjaag.

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  493. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:29 am

    Hmmm,

    Sorry to disappoint you but England are on 6 losses in a row already!

    The Argies would make it 7!

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  494. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 12:32 am

    Die groot twak praters vir die thread……

    Comment by Hmmm — Novembe 135
    Comment by Donner — Novem 102
    Comment by Rasputin — Nov 65
    Comment by Vinnie — Novem 40
    Comment by Duiwel — Novem 36
    Comment by Oranje Orakel 31
    Comment by robdylan© — No 18
    Comment by bluegreengold 14
    Comment by shields — Nove 14
    Comment by cab — November 11
    Comment by DavidS — Novem 10
    Comment by StMichel — Nov 9
    Comment by Grrrr…. I’m 7
    Comment by il postino — N 7
    Comment by Provincejoulek 6
    Comment by Boertjie — Nov 5
    Comment by grootblousmile 4
    Comment by Sarky — Novemb 3
    Comment by Ballas — Novem 2
    Comment by danie — Novemb 2
    Comment by Grrrr…. I’m a 2
    Comment by Grrrr…. I’m 7 1
    Comment by manvanstaal — 1

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  495. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:33 am

    Duiwel,

    You ever try the Scottish rivers when you were over here?

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  496. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 12:33 am

    I have indeed Bolshevik,
    godlen amber of content.

    It’ll be nev year before i can
    get a macallanor lagavulin.
    I see theres a nice talisker,12,going
    for a mere 29 euros.
    But i have flies,vest,flyboxes,
    new priest and trout to buy.
    Having 11 days after 1ST JAN.
    Fishing and a spot of renevating.
    Alone.

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  497. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:34 am

    By the way, for all those boasting about their antecedents!

    I am directly related to…….

    …….you’ll never guess!

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  498. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 12:34 am

    Ras 12:29….

    That is even better news…….yippy….

    ReplyReply
  499. avatar
    cab
    November 11, 2006 at 12:35 am

    die groot krokodil

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  500. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:35 am

    Hmmmm, what list is that?

    ReplyReply
  501. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 12:35 am

    Ras 12:34…….

    The Devil….

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  502. avatar
    cab
    November 11, 2006 at 12:35 am

    evening almal.

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  503. avatar
    November 11, 2006 at 12:36 am

    Ras,

    When you have time

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2vyYHFO7jg

    I am leaving you guys now.

    See you later today.

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  504. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 12:36 am

    Ras, the number on the right is the number of posts for each of those nicks on the left on this thread…….

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  505. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 12:37 am

    cab….

    Pick any weired people up tonight?

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  506. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:37 am

    “But i have flies,vest,flyboxes,
    new priest and trout to buy.”

    I understand all the rest but what’s a ‘priest’?

    I used to do surf and estuary river fishing, used Penn reels and spinner reels.

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  507. avatar
    cab
    November 11, 2006 at 12:37 am

    duiwel,
    whats your poison?

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  508. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 12:37 am

    Where will you be seing me?

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  509. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 12:38 am

    No Ras,
    when i bumbled about in scotland
    flyfishing was indeed
    the last thing i thought of doing.
    A more is the shame.
    Once a year,normally,
    my mates and I have a boys week.
    The last one was ireland.
    The next one has to be fishing and
    the usual pissup.
    So ireland sounds good again.
    My buddie is better at selecting
    a venue,
    and he is a mad’un for flyfishing,
    i’m sure he’ll concentrate.

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  510. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:38 am

    The Devil….

    Comment by Hmmm — November 11, 2006 @ 12:35 am |Edit This

    Amazingly close!

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  511. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:39 am

    Duiwel,

    If I could suggest a town called Newton Stewart in an area of Scotland called Dumfries & Galloway. Fishing on the River Cree.

    Newton Stewart has 23 drinking establishments on it’s own.

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  512. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 12:40 am

    Rassie 12:38…..Married to his sister…..

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  513. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:40 am

    Night, Donner! See you later!

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  514. avatar
    cab
    November 11, 2006 at 12:40 am

    hmmm,
    depends what u call wierd, carried a book in handbag called Kinbaku-bi.

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  515. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:40 am

    Watching Braveheart as we speak!

    Hmmm, how did you generate that list?

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  516. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:41 am

    Evening Cab!

    Low grumbled any bonny Russian lasses tonight?

    ReplyReply
  517. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 12:41 am

    Ras…..I use excel to calculate the number of posts per person on a thread….

    That was the count up to my post 12:22……

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  518. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:42 am

    Rassie 12:38…..Married to his sister…..

    Comment by Hmmm — November 11, 2006 @ 12:40 am |Edit This

    Nope.

    I’m directly descended from a Lord and something else…

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  519. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 12:43 am

    So you don’t pick up wiered people in your hood while doing the late cab shift…

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  520. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:43 am

    Ras…..I use excel to calculate the number of posts per person on a thread….

    That was the count up to my post 12:22……

    Comment by Hmmm — November 11, 2006 @ 12:41 am |Edit This

    Cool, but how do you physically do it? Do you have to manually input data as you scroll down?

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  521. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 12:45 am

    Not too bad for a dom ou hey Rassie…..

    I could like feeger out stuffs….

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  522. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:45 am

    Duiwel,

    Dumfries and Galloway is geographically blessed with everything, from a rugged coastline
    to miles of sandy beaches, acre upon acre of forestry with wildlife in abundance and if that
    wasn`t enough a wealth of salmon rivers and trout lochs. A fishermans dream.

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  523. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:45 am
  524. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 12:46 am

    Master Jack and i ,Cab,
    are entertaining oneanother tonight.

    A priest is like a little instrument,
    similar to chinese, male,genetalia,
    with which one delivers the Good News
    mercifully,
    to the doomed trout.

    I have a sert flyer,largearbor,
    5\7.
    I’ve seen the shimano reels,
    brrrrrrrr halle berry of reels.
    Can’t justify such an extravagant
    expense.
    The D50 was enough for christmas.
    And i want to buy a few fish.

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  525. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:48 am

    But why have you got Grrr 3 times? Why’s it not consolidated?

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  526. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 12:48 am

    Ras 12:43…Nooooooo, you crazy….

    I copy and past it into excel…..type in a formula in the first line, copy and paste to the end, then create a pivot table…..which calculates the numbers….

    And then I copy and past it out of the pivot table to the same sheet, dif columns to sort……

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  527. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:49 am

    I’ve seen the shimano reels,
    brrrrrrrr halle berry of reels.
    —————————-

    Sheesh! Duiwel, those are the ones. My Dad bought two Shimano’s.

    Damn, that’s another thing where I have no idea where it all went, all the fishing reels.

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  528. avatar
    cab
    November 11, 2006 at 12:52 am

    nope, got to get something sorted over next few months and then might be freer to engage.

    interesting place paris, everyone well behaved, no drunken debauchery (shame really), plenty charm and preening.

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  529. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 12:52 am

    I type in the number of characters that it should consolidate….it will count the word even if in the middle…….Grrr’s has too many gaps between his nic and thus gets split….

    His is the only one that has done that of many that I have calculated via the pivot table

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  530. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 12:52 am

    Hmmmmm,1245,
    BWAHAHAHAHA!

    Russian i’ll have a look,
    but the Jocks are greedy.
    In england you can pay up to 150 pound
    a day fishing on a river.
    In france the Bourne river
    6 euros.
    Ireland is good for thre crack,
    not all the boys fish.
    Some only drink.
    I attempt to be
    a functioning alcoholic.

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  531. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 12:55 am

    And Ras, speed is the important think here, and even though it won’t take long to consolidate…..it’s extra work…..and we can just count the 3 together in our head…..

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  532. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 12:55 am

    Hello guys

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  533. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 12:56 am

    Cab,
    late night jazz,
    salsa is a good way to
    meet pleasant young ladies,
    swinging their pubic mounds
    in your direction.
    Even a salsa course is
    packed with women.

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  534. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 12:57 am

    Jaaaaa Flinkie……

    ReplyReply
  535. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 12:57 am

    Flinkie?!
    Fokken jol jy my?

    ReplyReply
  536. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 12:58 am

    Duiwel??

    Ken ek jou?

    ReplyReply
  537. avatar
    cab
    November 11, 2006 at 12:59 am

    hmmm,
    the sauciest story i can tell you tonight is that the austalian barlady that served me was very bubbly and gave me the lowdown on the locals, at least from her vantage point, she had large mammory glands that peeked out of her backless dress at times which was very disconcerting, especially since we’d beome such good mates, rough accent, clever girl, fluent in the lingo, streetwise, understood all the blokes around her and who was trying it on.

    left early, got stuff to do tommorrow before the rugby.

    ReplyReply
  538. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 12:59 am

    Flinkie

    Good grief, it’s been a long time!

    How are you?

    ReplyReply
  539. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 12:59 am

    Will jy hom ken…….flinkie..

    ReplyReply
  540. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:00 am

    Guys, behave yourselves with Flinkie please.

    She’s a friend.

    ReplyReply
  541. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:00 am

    Hmmm

    Is dit wat jy se of jou girls?

    Hoe gaan dit met julle mense in SA?

    Ek sien ek het vir Donner hulle gemis.

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  542. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:01 am

    Rassie…..I also wanna bold….cant feeger those stuffs outs on my owns

    ReplyReply
  543. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:01 am

    Evening Flinkie,

    As I say, very long time, no see.

    Are you well? How is the squash?

    ReplyReply
  544. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:02 am

    Ras,

    Homesick, but fine otherwise. How are you?

    ReplyReply
  545. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:03 am

    I never new Andrew Hall was Afrikaans.

    Watching BVP the cricket show with Fanie dVilliers…..

    He is using the best Afrikaans that I have heard in a while with a perfect accent….

    I always though he was a rooie….

    ReplyReply
  546. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:03 am

    Are you in Australia now, Flinkie?

    Yes, you’ve just missed Donner.

    He’ll definitely be here during the test tomorrow.

    Hold a sec, I’ll find out what time kick-off is….

    Back in 2

    ReplyReply
  547. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:03 am

    Ras,

    Haven’t been playing for some time now. Visiting my brother in Australia for the past three months.

    ReplyReply
  548. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 1:04 am

    Flinkie,
    i do apologise for my
    boorish manner ,uttered
    in suprise,
    to your nick.
    I assumed you were a bloke
    and i found the nick,
    a touch…. funky.
    No harm meant at all.

    ReplyReply
  549. avatar
    cab
    November 11, 2006 at 1:04 am

    also used to do a bit of estuary fishing, went trout fishing one, only thing that got hooked, was the old ballie teaching us 10-to-2 casting, not a single trout was caught, but pulled some big arse carp…in the estuary it was flatties, cob, elf and spotted grunter (or was that another slip of the bowels).

    ReplyReply
  550. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:05 am

    19:00 SA time….

    ReplyReply
  551. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 1:05 am

    hear the crowd,
    maximus!!!!

    ReplyReply
  552. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:05 am

    Flinkie

    Kick-off: 17:00 GMT, 19:00 SA time

    ReplyReply
  553. avatar
    cab
    November 11, 2006 at 1:06 am

    oops sorry, had no idea, hello Flinkie.

    no more kakpraat

    ReplyReply
  554. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:06 am

    Duiwel, don’t worry about it. I have seen worst on this website.

    ReplyReply
  555. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 1:08 am

    Never tried coarse fishing,Cab,
    trout in my little pond are sly.
    Swim under the fly,feel the line and
    gone.
    Hoohked one on a bee montana,
    took it shook it ,broke
    3.90 line like garing.
    Didn’t even accelerate the tail.
    Made me feel like a
    french thumb.

    ReplyReply
  556. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:08 am

    Flinkie,

    Perth is 6 hours ahead of SA
    Sydney is 9 hours ahead of SA
    Brisbane is 8 hours ahead

    So, wherever in Aus you are, it’ll be late in the evening, early hours of the morning.

    ReplyReply
  557. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:09 am

    Ras,

    No worry. That time I will already be in bed.

    We have been in contact on Skype most of the time. Just thought to show my face on the site again. Forgot it is only midnight in that neck of the woods.

    ReplyReply
  558. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:09 am

    Net vir jou Flinkie……

    Ek onthou jou, toe ek net van rugga world gehoor het toe was jy gereeld hier….

    En toe spot jy nog so met my oor bymekaar kom….

    Dis juis hoekom ek jou terg of jy vir duiwel will leer ken……hehehe

    Comming clean, voor Ras my weer uittrap…

    ReplyReply
  559. avatar
    cab
    November 11, 2006 at 1:10 am

    duiwel, what size are the buggers?

    ReplyReply
  560. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 1:10 am

    Worse.
    orif you like,
    the worst.
    One evening in the company of
    australians and your
    diction starts to erode.

    ReplyReply
  561. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:10 am

    Man, don’t listen to ras…..flinkie cangive and take like the best of them….

    ReplyReply
  562. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:11 am

    Ras,

    Heading for Brisbane next week. In Perth at this stage. Going to visit Tafeltjie’s cousin and then I am heading back to SA.

    Not looking forward to it though.

    ReplyReply
  563. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:11 am

    Ras,

    Homesick, but fine otherwise. How are you?

    Comment by Flinkie — November 11, 2006 @ 1:02 am |Edit This

    I’m sure you are, you’ve been gone for ages already.

    I’m very well thanks.

    Also homesick :cry: but looking forward to the Test tomorrow.

    You are going to suffer when you start playing squash again, have you been running?

    ReplyReply
  564. avatar
    Boertjie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:11 am

    NUUSFLITS
    Vier gewapende mans het gisteraand 4 miljoen Zimbabwiese dollar uit ‘n bank in Haharare gesteel.
    Die oorsaak van die diefstal is onbekend.

    ReplyReply
  565. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:12 am

    Hmmm,

    Ek kan nie almal onthou nie. Hier was so baie jagse mans, dit was moeilik om track te hou.

    ReplyReply
  566. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:13 am

    heading back to SA.

    Not looking forward to it though.

    Comment by Flinkie — November 11, 2006 @ 1:11 am |Edit This

    Now, you’ve confused me! :razz:

    Homesick but not looking forward to returning!

    Come now, Flinkie, I know it’s a woman’s perogative to change her mind but…..REALLY!

    ReplyReply
  567. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 1:13 am

    So Flinkie,as a woman,
    do you agree that estetically
    Halle Berry is a finer specimen
    than Buffy.
    inane question,i know,
    however wbuffy isnot the
    general cosensus

    ReplyReply
  568. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:13 am

    No sports exercise, but have been busy on my bro’s farm. That keeps one fit to some extend.

    ReplyReply
  569. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 1:14 am

    Which buggers are you referring to Cab,
    the carp i take it.
    About 8 kilo’s i’d say.
    You couldn’t get your hands around it,
    so to speak.

    ReplyReply
  570. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:15 am

    By the way, Flinkie, enter the competition on the front page. Just put down your predicted score, at least if you win you’ll have a lovely large magnum of red wine waiting for you on your return to SA!

    ReplyReply
  571. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:15 am

    Duiwel,

    I don’t like either of them. Both seem very artificial. Buffy looks like a spoiled brat and Halle is just to good to be true.

    ReplyReply
  572. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:16 am

    Nee wag nou flinkie, jy het met my gespot…..maar ja die daar was so een of twee wat agter jou aan gevlei het……en toe spot jy met my oor ontmoet…..hehe

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  573. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:17 am

    Ras,

    Thing is that I miss my friends, but from what I heard is happening back in SA it just makes one skin crawl.

    Funny how quickly one get use to not hearing about the atrocities everyday.

    ReplyReply
  574. avatar
    cab
    November 11, 2006 at 1:18 am

    you’re kidding 8kgs, in your pond! vraiment? forget the 3.90 get the 357.

    ReplyReply
  575. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 1:19 am

    Boertjie,
    die oorsaak van die diefstal
    was savy.
    Mooi joppie.
    1MIL each.
    Clean away.
    eesh.

    Flinkie,
    are you sure you’re not
    overreacting in that sweeping
    generalisation on the men frequenting here.
    Must be another site that,
    i’ve seen nothing of the sort here.
    Sorry.

    ReplyReply
  576. avatar
    cab
    November 11, 2006 at 1:19 am

    i’d put your lab on a leash, bound to be swallowed by one of those buggers…

    ReplyReply
  577. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:20 am

    Flinkie,

    The last time I chatted to you, you asked me, “So waar hou jy jou volstruis?”

    :oops:

    ReplyReply
  578. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:20 am

    Hmmm,

    Ek moes of dit doen of vir my wickets keer. Wat sou jy gedoen het as jy in my skoene was.

    Ek het regtig begin dink dit is ‘n bymekaarkom plek vir eensames.

    ReplyReply
  579. avatar
    cab
    November 11, 2006 at 1:21 am

    no flinkie, has a point, she came onto the site right at the most innoportune point when I was getting vulgar to test Hmmm’s reactions.

    there is a time for decorum, where is that dictionary?

    ReplyReply
  580. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:21 am

    Ras,

    Wel jy het gese jy het ‘n groot voel.

    (Nou bloos ek)

    ReplyReply
  581. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:21 am

    Buffy looks like a spoiled brat

    Comment by Flinkie — November 11, 2006 @ 1:15 am |Edit This

    Ja well, no fine, everyone’s allowed to be wrong about one thing in life. :evil:

    ReplyReply
  582. avatar
    cab
    November 11, 2006 at 1:23 am

    oh ja and i apologise, just a bunch of fools farting around.

    ReplyReply
  583. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:23 am

    (Nou bloos ek)

    Comment by Flinkie — November 11, 2006 @ 1:21 am |Edit This

    Flinkie

    Vir bloos, maak net so…..

    : o o p s :

    But all of it together, like this

    :oops:

    Now blush properly!

    ReplyReply
  584. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 1:23 am

    Cab,
    absolument!
    thabout 6 of them.
    They live in absolute peace,
    no predators at all,laods of chow.
    A carp is like a pig.
    gets onwith it.

    Flikie,
    i understand the distaste
    in someone as artificial as Buffy however
    you saig it.
    Halle is to good to be true.

    ahhhhhhh.
    thank you Flinkie,
    well said.

    ReplyReply
  585. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:24 am

    Duiwel,

    You obviously wasn’t here when I first logged on. I felt raped.

    ReplyReply
  586. avatar
    cab
    November 11, 2006 at 1:24 am

    no jack, kronenburg 1667 will have to do.

    ReplyReply
  587. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:24 am

    no flinkie, has a point, she came onto the site right at the most innoportune point when I was getting vulgar to test Hmmm’s reactions.

    there is a time for decorum, where is that dictionary?

    Comment by cab — November 11, 2006 @ 1:21 am |Edit This

    You are right, Cab, but Flinkie has a very developed sense of humour. I very much doubt she holds it against you!

    ReplyReply
  588. avatar
    Boertjie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:25 am

    Hello Flinkie –
    Gaan jy regtig nie opstaan vir die toets nie?

    Duiwel
    Jy mis die punt. Met 4 miljoen Z$ kan jy seker nou drie brode en ‘n Coke koop :wink:

    ReplyReply
  589. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:26 am

    Boertjie,

    Was jy en Tafelberg al by die brug? Hehehehe

    Julle het darem lekker gemors met mekaar.

    ReplyReply
  590. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:26 am

    Heheh flinkie, jy het seker ‘n punt….

    ReplyReply
  591. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 1:27 am

    Funny how the Russian don’t
    mind his friends talking sweetly,
    but us rif raf,the odd word of
    suprise,
    and he is all thunder.
    I don’t know,but i sense
    a sneaky subterfuge or blatant favourism
    for debauchery.

    Flinkie,
    as jy bloos raak jou wangie pienk?

    ReplyReply
  592. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:27 am

    cab,

    Don’t worry about it. With two older brothers I had to get use to that type of thing from an early age.

    ReplyReply
  593. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:28 am

    Flinkie, are you an accountant?

    ReplyReply
  594. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 1:28 am

    Wange.
    ERHUM.

    ReplyReply
  595. avatar
    cab
    November 11, 2006 at 1:28 am

    rasputin,
    as you so aptly pointed out yesterday, words cannot convey subtelety online, one must be vigilant…that will be a first tho.

    ReplyReply
  596. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:28 am

    You obviously wasn’t here when I first logged on. I felt raped.

    Comment by Flinkie — November 11, 2006 @ 1:24 am

    Jinne flinkie…dit nie ‘n bietjie harsh nie…

    ReplyReply
  597. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:28 am

    Hmmm

    Jy is verkeerd. Ek het nie ‘n punt nie.

    :oops:

    ReplyReply
  598. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 1:29 am

    Kept coming back for more though,luv,
    a slap on the bum no harm done,’ey.
    got to go
    jades crying.

    ReplyReply
  599. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:30 am

    Naand, Boertjie!

    ReplyReply
  600. avatar
    Boertjie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:30 am

    Flinkie
    Nee, die suidoos waai te kwaai vir ‘n brugslapery.
    Voor dit het dit gereën.
    Maar ek hoor Tafeltjie wil nou die karavaan steel vir ‘n aand.
    :wink:

    ReplyReply
  601. avatar
    cab
    November 11, 2006 at 1:30 am

    cool Flinkie,

    you enjoying oz? they seem a good natured bunch generally.

    ReplyReply
  602. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:30 am

    Ras,

    Wel jy het gese jy het ‘n groot voel.

    (Nou bloos ek)

    Comment by Flinkie — November 11, 2006 @ 1:21 am

    Just all talk Flinkie……

    ReplyReply
  603. avatar
    cab
    November 11, 2006 at 1:32 am

    hey hmmm, clive rice your captain was a rooi?

    ReplyReply
  604. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:32 am

    Ras,

    Nee ek het Bedryfs Sielkunde geswot. Het in Human Resources gewerk, maar werk is ‘n bietjie skaars nou selfs vir ‘n vrou in daai lyn.

    Om eerlik te wees ek wet nie wat ek gaan doen as ek terug is in SA nie.

    ReplyReply
  605. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:32 am

    Hmmm

    Jy is verkeerd. Ek het nie ‘n punt nie.

    Comment by Flinkie — November 11, 2006 @ 1:28 am

    Ja sorry, jy het twee, maar net as dit koud is…

    ReplyReply
  606. avatar
    cab
    November 11, 2006 at 1:33 am

    now that was a competitor.

    ReplyReply
  607. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:34 am

    Hehe crab…..not meant as an insult…..

    ReplyReply
  608. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:34 am

    Hmmm,

    Jy is weer verkeerd. Drie, as die man dit reg doen.

    (Is daar een van daai goed om te se as mens vuil voel?)

    ReplyReply
  609. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:34 am

    Flinkie,

    Have you heard of Iron Jack Dowry?

    ReplyReply
  610. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:34 am

    Def cab….def…

    ReplyReply
  611. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 1:35 am

    Ja wat,all talk.
    Probably of chinese origin.

    ReplyReply
  612. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:35 am

    Jinne flinkie….geen wonder die mans vlei so agter jou aan….neem hulle nou nie meer kwalik nie….

    ReplyReply
  613. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:36 am

    Boertjie,

    Sy die karavaan vat. Sy was seker dronk toe sy dit gese het. Julle sal maar ‘n hotel kamer moet kry.

    ReplyReply
  614. avatar
    Boertjie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:36 am

    Hehehe. Ras het net een punt.
    ‘n Volstruis s’n. Of so sê hy.

    ReplyReply
  615. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 1:36 am

    Sien jy Ras,
    flinkie het nie n punt nie,
    miskien kan jy vir haar
    jou punt stel?

    ReplyReply
  616. avatar
    cab
    November 11, 2006 at 1:37 am

    not easily insulted hmmm, just toying with u.

    ReplyReply
  617. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:38 am

    Maar flinkie, as ‘n man dit reg doen is dit mos nie koud nie…..hehehe….

    Dan is die blood kookend…

    ReplyReply
  618. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 1:38 am

    Dis net vuil as jy dit nie geniet nie Flinkie.

    ReplyReply
  619. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:38 am

    Ras,

    Nee hoekom?

    ReplyReply
  620. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:39 am

    Net hy se so boertjie….

    ReplyReply
  621. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:40 am

    Duiwel, of as jy dit te veel geniet en stamina het, dan voel jy vuil…..

    ReplyReply
  622. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:40 am

    Flinkie,

    I never got that photo Donner said he had :cry:

    ReplyReply
  623. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:41 am

    No probs cab….sure you’re still tierd of the trips tonight….hehe

    ReplyReply
  624. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:41 am

    Duiwel, jy is regtig ‘n duiwel ne.

    :oops:

    ReplyReply
  625. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 1:41 am

    Night all.annerdag.

    ReplyReply
  626. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:42 am

    Het Donner ‘n foto van my belowe???

    Ek sal hom moer.

    ReplyReply
  627. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:42 am

    Sorry I vanished for a few just now, I quickly went over to the 24 Steers, got a bit hungry…..

    ReplyReply
  628. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:43 am

    Night Duiwel, look after our RuggaWorld girl!!!

    ReplyReply
  629. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:43 am

    Hmmm

    ‘n Man met stamina. Dit was snaaks.

    ReplyReply
  630. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:43 am

    Het Donner ‘n foto van my belowe???

    Ek sal hom moer.

    Comment by Flinkie — November 11, 2006 @ 1:42 am |Edit This

    Hy het! :evil:

    Ek wag nogsteeds!

    ReplyReply
  631. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:44 am

    Cheers duiwel…

    ReplyReply
  632. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:44 am

    Hmmm

    You live near a 24 Steers……:roll:

    ReplyReply
  633. avatar
    cab
    November 11, 2006 at 1:44 am

    yip, great fun, mr wu’s wantonvixon.

    ReplyReply
  634. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:45 am

    Lekker slaap Duiwel

    ReplyReply
  635. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:46 am

    Ek bedoel ek sal hom moer omdat hy my nie gevra het nie.

    ReplyReply
  636. avatar
    Boertjie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:46 am

    Flinkie
    Donner het laaaankal daai foto van jou hier gepost. Met ‘n Brannasnacht. Toe kry ons rekord hits – meeste ooit op een aand.

    ReplyReply
  637. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:46 am

    Hehehe. Ras het net een punt.
    ‘n Volstruis s’n. Of so sê hy.

    Comment by Boertjie — November 11, 2006 @ 1:36 am |Edit This

    :oops:

    EK se nie so! Geskiedenis se so!

    ReplyReply
  638. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:46 am

    As ek nog een keer slow down cowboy moet lees….jinne….

    ReplyReply
  639. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:47 am

    Boertjie,

    As dit waar is, is hy in diep ….

    ReplyReply
  640. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:48 am

    Hehe flinkie…….donner moet lig loop…hy het dit gepost en gese dat dit ‘n vriend is…..

    Nou weet ek wie dit is…..

    Die dag toe ons ook vir big g se pic gepost het…..

    ReplyReply
  641. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:48 am

    Net een vragie.

    As julle die tyd van die nag nog sit en blog, waar is julle beter helftes of is julle almal skelm gays?

    ReplyReply
  642. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:49 am

    Ek bedoel ek sal hom moer omdat hy my nie gevra het nie.

    Comment by Flinkie — November 11, 2006 @ 1:46 am |Edit This

    Flinkie, jy was waarskynlik saam met hulle by die huis! Kandas het gevra vir ‘n pic. Donner het gese, ja, hy het een, sal stuur. Ek het ook gevra then Kandas wanted to moer me for interfering! :razz:

    ReplyReply
  643. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:49 am

    Yeh rassie, 2 blocks….

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  644. avatar
    Boertjie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:49 am

    Nog nooit ‘n volstruis s’n gesien nie, Ras.
    So is it a compliment or an insult?

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  645. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:49 am

    big g?????

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  646. avatar
    cab
    November 11, 2006 at 1:50 am

    right thats it for me, come on springboks

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  647. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:50 am

    Flinkie, as is nog te jonk vir ‘n beter helfde…..

    Maar het so bietjie gevry met ‘n vrou wat ek nou die dag ontmoet het…..

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  648. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:51 am

    As julle die tyd van die nag nog sit en blog, waar is julle beter helftes of is julle almal skelm gays?

    Comment by Flinkie — November 11, 2006 @ 1:48 am |Edit This

    Ek is baie gay, Flinkie, I take a lot of joy out of life.

    My better half, who has been forced to watch Braveheart more times than any woman deserves, has decided it was enough huismoles and has retired to bed.

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  649. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:52 am

    See ya cab….and please refer to them as Bokke….

    Boks is afrikaans for box…..and I national rugby pride are no baxes…..

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  650. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:52 am

    Night, Cab, as they say in the sticks, Bon Soir!

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  651. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 1:53 am

    Older than sin,luv,
    and twice as entertaining.
    Sadly i must dash,
    i have a bottom to wipe,
    kakdoeke optel,
    and make sure she has a burp
    before she lies down.

    And no flinkie,
    thats not the other half.

    Like always,
    its been a pleasue,
    annerdag.

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  652. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:54 am

    Flinkie, daai sexy les 6’1 model…..

    Moet se, jy en big g se post het goort nommers gehaal…..

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  653. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:54 am

    Nog nooit ‘n volstruis s’n gesien nie, Ras.
    So is it a compliment or an insult?

    Comment by Boertjie — November 11, 2006 @ 1:49 am |Edit This

    Ek het g’n idee, Boertjie! :razz:

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  654. avatar
    Boertjie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:54 am

    Sjit Hmmm – is jy geswaai, of tik jy in die donker?
    Laat my dink aan daai ou Tackler een aand op Voldy – ons het later gedink hy tik met sy kneukels.

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  655. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:54 am

    Night, Duiwel, go well, my friend.

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  656. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:55 am

    Hmmm

    Wat het jy betaal?

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  657. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:55 am

    Sy is die grootste sharks fan en het net so glade bek soos jy….

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  658. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:55 am

    Boertjie,

    It’s Friday night, can I guess at a great pizza?

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  659. avatar
    Boertjie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:56 am

    Flinkie
    Duiwel het verlede week tweede keer pa geword – so dis Ruggalina se bottom en doeke waarvan hy praat.

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  660. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:56 am

    Hoe so boertjie….

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  661. avatar
    Flinkie
    November 11, 2006 at 1:57 am

    Bye cab, Ras, Boertjie, Duiwel en Hmmm

    Ek moet nou eers gaan. Ons moet nog twee bulle gaan injaag wat gekastreer moet word vandag.

    Lekker slaap, as julle ooit daarby uitkom.

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  662. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:57 am

    Hmmm

    Wat het jy betaal?

    Comment by Flinkie — November 11, 2006 @ 1:55 am

    Huh?

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  663. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:57 am

    Flinkie,

    I have an idea……..

    It’s a bit outside the box……

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  664. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:58 am

    Hmmm,

    Se net R50.

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  665. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:59 am

    Hehe nag flinkie…..sien jou weer een dag…..

    As donner jou weer post…hehe

    Praat weer, geniet Aus….as dit moontlik is….

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  666. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 1:59 am

    Nag Flinkie, my outside the box idea can wait!

    I have a long memory on some issues! :razz:

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  667. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 1:59 am

    Ok…

    Flinkie….R50.

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  668. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:00 am

    Rassie, ek wil ook bold asb….

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  669. avatar
    Duiwel
    November 11, 2006 at 2:00 am

    Jaag daai bulmooi binne-in Flinkie.

    Thats it i’m gone.

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  670. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 2:01 am

    Hehe nag flinkie…..sien jou weer een dag…..

    As donner jou weer post…hehe

    Comment by Hmmm — November 11, 2006 @ 1:59 am |Edit This

    Wat bedoel jy, Hmmm?

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  671. avatar
    Boertjie
    November 11, 2006 at 2:01 am

    Nope Ras – gave it a miss tonight.
    Did some chops and boerewors instead.
    And pap. And some Boland Kelder.
    Just had the last piece of wors.

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  672. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:01 am

    Ja stem duiwel…

    Flinkie, moet geen finger in druk taktieke gebruik nie…..

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  673. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:02 am

    Her pic Rassie….

    ReplyReply
  674. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 2:02 am

    Hmmm, I’m scared to let you loose with the bolds!

    ReplyReply
  675. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 2:03 am

    Just had the last piece of wors.

    Comment by Boertjie — November 11, 2006 @ 2:01 am |Edit This

    :thesoundadogmakeswhenit’slickingit’slips:

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  676. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 2:04 am

    Ja, I seem to have missed the great posting of Flinkie on RuggaWorld. :evil:

    ReplyReply
  677. avatar
    Boertjie
    November 11, 2006 at 2:05 am

    Hmmm
    Net ‘n paar tikfoute. Niks ernstigs.
    BOLD: Net die ou manne mag bold op die site.
    SIEN?

    Lekker dag Flinkie. Sal groete sê vir Donner.

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  678. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 2:05 am

    Hmmm, Donner & Tafeltjie say she’s hot, hot, HOT.

    A very fit squash playing beauty.

    Apparently.

    ReplyReply
  679. avatar
    Boertjie
    November 11, 2006 at 2:08 am

    Sy speel seker ‘n ander soort muurbal (squash) as wat Bach speel. :wink:

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  680. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:09 am

    No worries Ras……..I am a gentleman….

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  681. avatar
    Boertjie
    November 11, 2006 at 2:11 am

    OK guys
    That’s a wrap from me – 02:10 around here.
    Will speak tomorrow.

    ReplyReply
  682. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:12 am

    An update list of the “Twak praters” for this thread……

    Comment by Hmmm — Novem 188
    Comment by Rasputin — N 115
    Comment by Donner — Nov 105
    Comment by Duiwel — Nov 62
    Comment by Flinkie — No 43
    Comment by Vinnie — Nov 41
    Comment by cab — Novemb 34
    Comment by Oranje Orake 32
    Comment by robdylan© — 19
    Comment by Boertjie — N 17
    Comment by bluegreengol 15
    Comment by shields — No 15
    Comment by DavidS — Nov 11
    Comment by StMichel — N 10
    Comment by il postino — 8
    Comment by Grrrr…. I’ 7
    Comment by Provincejoul 7
    Comment by Grrrr…. I’m 6
    Comment by grootblousmi 5
    Comment by Sarky — Nove 4
    Comment by Ballas — Nov 3
    Comment by danie — Nove 3
    Comment by manvanstaal 2

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  683. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:13 am

    Around here to boertjie…..????

    Actually 2:17 to be exact…

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  684. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:14 am

    You picked up hey Rassie….

    After 489 posts you were in 3rd spot wit 65….

    Now you in 2nd with 115…..

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  685. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 2:15 am

    I dedicate this to Shields :razz:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8xpeQG9Rl0

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  686. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:15 am

    Seems like you just take a while, but you get it up eventually…….

    ReplyReply
  687. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 2:15 am

    No flies on Raspy, Hmmm.

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  688. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 2:17 am

    Night/Nag Hmmm.

    Great to see you again.

    ReplyReply
  689. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:19 am

    Hehe Rassie……Comment by Rasputin — November 11, 2006 @ 2:15 am

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  690. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 2:20 am

    This thread is 12 comments short of being the second highest commented thread.

    ReplyReply
  691. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:20 am

    See ya Ras……will visit again soon….

    I saw I am not even on the top 10….so I have some catching up to do….

    ReplyReply
  692. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:22 am

    Well, you cannot leave a record hanging…it is not in my blood…

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  693. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:22 am

    So come now rassie……lets get that record….

    Silver is on the cards….

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  694. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:23 am

    Nee man Rassie….lets hit that silver…..

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  695. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:23 am

    A non branasnacht record…..

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  696. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:24 am

    So where you….

    ReplyReply
  697. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:25 am

    What was that no so i can do it on my own…..

    ReplyReply
  698. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:26 am

    Where is the list of top 10/15 threads…

    Now hoe the hell am I supposed to see what the number is that I should chase….

    ReplyReply
  699. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:28 am

    Well, I guess advertising pays the bills…..hey…

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  700. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 2:28 am

    One for PJLD, our very own frustrated Recce!!!!

    PJLD,

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10ERuKrcWO8&mode=related&search=

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  701. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:29 am

    So I am gonna post until I have posted 14 after your, “record baiting post”

    ReplyReply
  702. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:30 am

    Nog net twee Rassie…..

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  703. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 2:30 am

    Man :shock: I LIVED through all this but it looks strange even to my eyes now.

    ReplyReply
  704. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:30 am

    Ok, so I am sure this is now the silver…….

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  705. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 2:32 am

    I was in those Pumas & Ratels & Unimogs.

    I was there but it all feels so strange now.

    Weird. Time flies past.

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  706. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:33 am

    206 posts on one thread is my record on Rugga…I have posted over 500 and a few 300/400 on one thread on keo…..

    But this is my for rugga….

    Will see me in the top 20 soon….

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  707. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:35 am

    I was in those Pumas & Ratels & Unimogs.

    I was there but it all feels so strange now.

    Weird. Time flies past.

    Comment by Rasputin — November 11, 2006 @ 2:32 am

    What is the “Pumas & Ratels & Unimogs”?

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  708. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:36 am

    Asak donner just to post the full list so i can see how far back I am…..

    ReplyReply
  709. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 2:36 am

    Helicopters and armoured vehicles, Hmmm.

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  710. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:38 am

    Oh…I guess a record thread….was it the one we improved on….

    ReplyReply
  711. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:39 am

    should be…”we just improved on”…

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  712. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:40 am

    So Ras….you gonna show me how to bold or not…..???

    ReplyReply
  713. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 2:44 am

    Are you to be trusted with a bold, Hmmm?

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  714. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 2:46 am

    1 minute 19 seconds. Pause. Look at us poor fcks.

    Young and dumb. What were we to know.

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  715. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 2:50 am

    Night Hmmm, I’m off!

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  716. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:56 am

    Def Ras….

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  717. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:57 am

    Sorry man….had to clear out my inbox on myspace….

    Donna why they don’t just completely delete the deleted messages….

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  718. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:58 am

    Mail me the bold if you would….

    My e-mail addresses you’ll find in my profile….

    PissAnt also has them…..

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  719. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 2:59 am

    See you ras…will visit soon again…

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  720. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 3:46 am

    You all dead……sleep tooo early…..nee jinne man….

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  721. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 3:58 am

    Go to bed, Hmmm.

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  722. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 4:07 am

    Hmmm,

    I see you’re keeping both sites running! :razz:

    “New players ricane…..no old habbits….

    Completely new look backline….

    A further improvement that outscored your in terms of tries last game and a half…..(when AP came on in 2nd half at Loftus and Rustenburg)…

    Just sceptic about Habana in defence….

    Comment by Hmmm : November 11, 2006 @ 4:03 am”

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  723. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 4:21 am

    You first……

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  724. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 4:22 am

    Yeh Rassie, what can I say….

    I like paying tha bills….:lol:

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  725. avatar
    Rasputin
    November 11, 2006 at 4:45 am
  726. avatar
    Hmmm
    November 11, 2006 at 5:25 am

    Well Ras……will see you……really got to go this time…

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