A Boksburg Love Poem

Posted by Boertjie - 19/11/09 at 05:11 pm under RuggaWorld Humour

Time for a bit of humour maybe? Here’s the gap for you all to roll out your favourite East Rand jokes!

A Boksburg Love Poem

Of Course I Love You Bokkie
I Only Smaak You Dik
You Cook And Clean And Iron My Shirts
And Look After Me Wen I’m Sick

So Your Bum Is Only Big Hey
But I Don’t Mind A Bit Of Flab
It Means That When I’m Lekker Jags
There’s Somethin There To Grab

So Your Belly Isn’t Flat No More
I Tell You, I Don’t Care
So Long As When I Druk You
I Can Get My Arms Round There

No Stukkie Who Is Your Age
Has Nice Round Perky Breasts
They Just Gave In To Gravity
But I Know You Did Yor Best

I’m Not Tuning Kak Now
I Never Tell You Lies
But I Think It’s Lank Sexy
That You’ve Got Dimples On Your Thighs

I Swear On My Ouma’s Grave Now
The Moment That We Met
I Said To All My Chinas
“Now That’s A Lekker Slet”

So No Matter Wot You Look Like
I’ll Always Love You Dear
Now Shut Up While The Rugby’s On
And Fetch Me Another Beer!

8 Comments

  1. cab cab says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 5:41 pm Reply to this comment

    lekker – beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

  2. Boer Boertjie says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 5:43 pm Reply to this comment

    Reply to cab @ 5:41 pm:

    Correction:
    Beer holder.
    :P

  3. Bok-er-Ollie Ollie says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 5:44 pm Reply to this comment

    Have you seen the cover of the Boks’s new rasta album?

    Where can I send a copy to so it can be put up?

  4. Boer Boertjie says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 5:46 pm Reply to this comment

    Boksburg Blonde in a pub
    with two guys. Barman looks
    at them, expecting their
    orders.
    First man: “Johnnie Walker, single.”
    Second man: “Jack Daniels, single.”
    So the barman gestures the blond.
    She replies: “Katryn van der Merwe,
    divorced.”

  5. Boer Boertjie says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 5:47 pm Reply to this comment

    Reply to Ollie @ 5:44 pm:

    Saw it, will mail it to Morne.
    :D

  6. cab cab says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 5:52 pm Reply to this comment

    Reply to Boertjie @ 5:43 pm:
    hehe … the golden nectar of mother nature.

  7. newbokshields newbokshields says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 8:07 pm Reply to this comment

    My mate and I was thinking up kak jokes the pther night with game against France.

    Who is the early riser in the bok team?

    andries wekker

    Who is the sweetest oke in the bok team?

    andries lekker

    who is the party animal in the bulls team?

    victor hatfield

    en so aan and so forth

  8. newbokshields newbokshields says:
    November 19th, 2009 at 8:22 pm Reply to this comment

    who has the dirtiest surname in the bok team?

    morne steyn

    well you get the drift.

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