2012 Super 15 snippets

The teams are not really releasing anything spectacular so after scrounging the net we’ve found at least some snippets to start off as a whiff of an appetizer for 2012 Super Rugby.

South Africa news

The biggest news we have at home is that half of the refereeing panel will be ours.  That is five out of ten of the merit panel will be from here. Given the quality produced by the other two SANZAR partners, namely Bryce Lawrence and Chris Pollock, one can understand why those two nations have to scrape the bottom of the barrel and rely on our refs to do the job. In fact there are only two Aussies on the panel with the retirement of Stuart Dickenson… and one of those is a Kiwi… Steve Walsh.

The Sharks’ website is still filled with Christmas decorations… so nothiung happening there yet… the poor Valies haven’t gone home so they’re still getting beat down by the dismal Sharks performance in the Currie Cup final. MIke Greenaway has still not recovered from the denial psychosis that set in after the game.

The Lions’ site says “closed till 9 January 2012″… one can understand why… the Valies are all walking about with their 2011 CC champion shirts enjoying a beautiful summer…

The Cheetahs say “…dankie vir ‘n lekker jaar… ons is is almal by die see tot net voor die skole begin… dan sal die hele Bloemfontein heropen”

The Bulls just advertise season tickets… oh and apparently Roussouw De Klerk will miss the first few games of Super Rugby due to injury.

The Stormers completed “Phase 1” conditioning on 20 December 2011. Players were given specific conditioning exercises to follow over Christmas and will be retested on 9 January 2012.

Kiwi news

Closed for news till World Cup hangover and pants peeing happiness at living down “choker” tag wears off somewhere round when the team chokes in 2015…

The biggest news these snotheads can come up with is that there is a twitter discussion between Quade Cooper and Jerome Kaino over Christmas… other than that… the chiefs have collected some new loose forwards to contract, and Taranaki flyhalf Beauden Barret has been called into the Chiefs side. Other than that they are not really busy with anything.

Aussie news

Strewth mate…

With three teams in the lower third of the table in 2011, these guys can only be praying for a better 2012…

Anyways their news is that the Brumbies have lost their Chinese sponsor… but not just the Brumbies… apparently the league team Canberra Raiders ALSO lost the same sponsor… ah so dishonourble oriental gentlemen break deal… so solly…

But with a bunch of noname youngsters coached by Laurie Fischer, Jake White and Stephen Larkham one gets the feeling the Brumbies are where the Lions are at the moment…

On the plus side 20 000 2011 Reds members have signed up for 2012 already and rugby participation in the sport is up by 33% in this season with 130 000 people now playing!

Looks like news will restart on Monday…

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  1. DavidS


    January 4, 2012 at 10:02 am

    In the time the Lions were at their best as The Cats in 1999, 2000 and 2001 the Brumbies were also at their apex… does this signal something similar?

    I sincerely hope so…

  2. DavidS


    January 4, 2012 at 10:03 am

    However that period also coincided with a horrifying set of results by the Boks…

  3. DavidS


    January 4, 2012 at 10:04 am

    Who else watched Micheal Claasens’ Bath dismantle London Irish on the weekend?

    9. MIchael Claasens
    10. Stephen Donald

    Must say Donald looked a bit at sea and Claasens was absolutely outstanding generaling the troops…

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    January 4, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    Reply to DavidS @ 10:02 am:

    The Boks were at least not disgraced in the 1999 WC.

    As for the Cheetahs: Extra reason to stay at the
    sea for another 10 days is the ANC taking over
    Bloem for their centenary drinking, eating,
    stabbing, screwing, speeching and wasting.
    By the time the sea folks return it will be just
    in time to clear up the mess left behind.

  5. DavidS


    January 4, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    You forgot that they will have to call everyone who says they acted like rabid apes racists…

  6. avatar


    January 4, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    Op 24 het ‘n swart man (kan ‘n vrou ook wees volgens die naam en die foto) ‘n Revised SA Dictionary gepos:

    “draai” pron. (dry) (Noun, Verb, Adj)
    a longer route to a destination.

    Refers to all fabric softeners.

    All soft drinks including Sprite, Fanta, Spa-letta etc.

    Gum. Whether the gum is made by Big Time sweets does not matter. Its Chappies to us.

    All toothpastes

    Maar die een wat julle moet onthou
    as julle hierdie mense wil verstaan:

    “I’m sure.”
    This means the person is NOT sure. The synonym here is Maybe. For example, “I’m sure Julius Malema will come back to politics”.

  7. Duiwel


    January 4, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    Heres to the Sharks for 2012
    and as a special favour
    heres hoping that poepol rossouw
    never wears a bok jersey again;

  8. DavidS


    January 4, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    Reply to Boertjie @ 4:43 pm:

    Hulle eindig baie keer ‘n sin met “I’m shore”

    Soos in

    “Ah buuuut bra Julias will be beck inde Anc… Ahm Shore…”

  9. avatar

    its a 15 man game - embrace it!

    January 4, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    hello julle klomp leegleer bliksems.

    Julle reg vir “die jaar van die cheetah?”

  10. avatar

    The Year of the Cheetah

    January 4, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    en daar het julle dit….

  11. avatar

    The Year of the Cheetah

    January 4, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    het julle gehoor vra ek?

  12. avatar

    The Year of the Cheetah

    January 4, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    o nie?

  13. avatar

    The Year of the Cheetah

    January 4, 2012 at 8:38 pm

    passop frikkies!

  14. avatar


    January 4, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    Reply to The Year of the Cheetah @ 8:38 pm:

    Ek probeer nog ontsyfer wat jy wil
    weet of sê?

  15. DavidS


    January 4, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    Jaar van die cheetah om wat te doen?

  16. avatar


    January 4, 2012 at 10:00 pm

    Reply to DavidS @ 9:14 pm:

    Die veld vol kolle te skyt?

  17. DavidS


    January 5, 2012 at 8:25 am

    Wanneer die Shocks en hulle tjekboeke opdaag ja…

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    January 5, 2012 at 10:38 am

    Reply to The Year of the Cheetah @ 8:36 pm: Ek verneem van ‘n sous redelik naby aan die Cheetahs dat hulle vir die eerste keer hierdie jaar mates & gewigte gaan neem na die afseisoen. En spelers wie se voor-mates nie pas by die na-mates nie, sal beboet word.

    Blykbaar is hulle voorheen net ‘n oefenprogram vir die afseisoen in die hand gestop en is goedsmoeds geglo almal sal die program slaafs navolg. Wat helaas nie die geval was nie!

  19. avatar


    January 6, 2012 at 12:24 am

    Reply to The Year of the Cheetah @ 8:38 pm: :whatever:


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