RuggaWorld Humour

Bryce Lawrence won’t ref Super 15 in SA

January 24, 2012
Posted by DavidS
Bryce Lawrence won’t ref Super 15 in SA

Arch enemy Bryce Lawrence has been snubbed by SANZAR refs for games in SA
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Posted in Disciplinary, Rugby Personalities, RuggaWorld Humour, SA Unions / Teams, Super 15 | 28 Comments »

Tjovitjo actually means Tripe

January 21, 2012
Posted by Boertjie

It’s time for that non-sensical competition being played in front of the proverbial caretaker and his dog.
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour | 6 Comments »

Samoa rugby manager fined 100 pigs for World Cup bad behaviour

November 22, 2011
Posted by bryce_in_oz
Samoa rugby manager fined 100 pigs for World Cup bad behaviour

Samoan rugby team manager Tuala Matthew Vaea has reportedly been fined 100 pigs by his village following allegations of bad behaviour at the Rugby World Cup.
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour | 84 Comments »

Eish! What a country! (A-M)

November 4, 2011
Posted by Boertjie

South African slang – some very well explained. Useful guide for future visitors. Refreshing course for expats.
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Posted in General Discussions, RuggaWorld Humour | 5 Comments »

Bok Autopsy

October 18, 2011
Posted by Morné
Bok Autopsy

An in-depth look at why the Springboks failed in this year’s Rugby World Cup.
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour, Springboks | 8 Comments »

Why the Boks played in white

October 2, 2011
Posted by Boertjie

Some interesting theories surround the reason why the Boks played in white against Samoa.
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour, Springboks, World Cup 2011 | 7 Comments »

Rugby World Cup Team Guide

September 29, 2011
Posted by Morné
Rugby World Cup Team Guide

On this Rugby World Cup rest day, we thought it would be nice to dive into some RWC humour thanks to Kevin_Rack!
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour | 5 Comments »

New Zealanders need a new anthem

September 13, 2011
Posted by DavidS
New Zealanders need a new anthem

Okay so before they make it 6/6 chokes I thought I’d help Kiwis by changing their national anthem to better assist in making it through these tough times.
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour, World Cup 2011, Yellow Valiant | 5 Comments »

Boks’ secret whereabouts revealed

July 29, 2011
Posted by Boertjie

Victor Matfield has lifted the lid on the whereabouts of Peter de Villiers’ first choice Springboks by revealing that the players have been relaxing at Sun City’s Palace of the Lost City, which is why the coach could not locate them.
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour | 3 Comments »

SARU forces blanket bans

July 12, 2011
Posted by Morné
SARU forces blanket bans

RuggaWorld has reliably learned that given the recent failures in Super Rugby, the South African Rugby Union has taken drastic steps to improve the state of stupidity throughout all 14 provinces.
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour | 8 Comments »

Cheetahs, Toyota to launch massive campaign

February 25, 2011
Posted by Morné
Cheetahs, Toyota to launch massive campaign

Toyota and the Cheetahs are kicking off their relationship with a massive add-campaign soon to hit our screens.
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour | 4 Comments »

Surviving Super Rugby

February 16, 2011
Posted by Morné
Surviving Super Rugby

Not really known for his rugby commentary, David Moseley gives us his views on the Super 15 about to kick off.
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour | 10 Comments »

An ode to the end of OZ macho

January 10, 2011
Posted by Boertjie

PSSST! THIS IS A REAL GOOD READ! It is very hard not to fall into the trap of feeling sorry for the Australians. After all, sport was their total focus, and now they were beaten like dogs.
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour | 33 Comments »

Yes Mr Henry – by Jed Thian

July 5, 2010
Posted by JT_BOKBEFOK!

‘Gentlemen’ ‘Good Morning Mr Henry’ ‘Have we had roll call?’ ‘Yes Mr Henry, the team is present’ ‘Excellent, as you know, it’s a big week, a massive week, with a hell-of-an important game’ ‘Yes Mr Henry’
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Snor can bow to these masters!

June 11, 2010
Posted by Boertjie

Peter de Villiers has often caused laughter – and disgust – with the comments rolling from his lips. But he remains a novice when compared to many other sport stars!
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour | 5 Comments »

Let’s heat it up for the final

May 28, 2010
Posted by DavidS
Let’s heat it up for the final

Okay seeing as i am one of the few neutral supporters in this wekeend’s final as usual (a situation I am rather frustrated about) I have decided to see if we can stir the pot a bit.
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour, Super 14 | 5 Comments »

Ja. No. Definitely.

May 18, 2010
Posted by Boertjie

A blogger has a dig at Allister Coetzee. Bakkies Botha and Peter Grant have both been heard to conduct recent post match interviews answering ‘Ja, No, Definitely’ to several questions asked by interviewers.
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour | 13 Comments »

Not all players shine bright

May 4, 2010
Posted by Boertjie

A collection of daft quotes by rugby players – some more tragic than others. And some commentators are not far behind.
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour | 1 Comment »

Boksburg etiket

March 16, 2010
Posted by Boertjie

(Soos voorgeskryf deur Emsie Schoeman, en hersien deur André P.Brink) Good read if you’re into a bit of humour – few good ones here! Sal graag hoor wat Dawie by te voeg het.
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour | 6 Comments »

Saturday Banter

February 13, 2010
Posted by Boertjie

It was so nice to see the RugRats turning out in force again with the banter and braggin, prejudices and sharp analysis. Its nice to see the return of long lost brothers like Racheltjie de Beer, Generaal Joubert, Welhsbok, ManvanStaal, Asteroth and Minora and newcomer UFO and others. Keep it up, and keep multiplying....
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour | 27 Comments »

World Cup 95 heads to Hollywood

December 3, 2009
Posted by Morné

Rugby365 takes a humorous look at which Hollywood stars could have represented the 1995 victorius Springbok World Cup side ahead of the release of Clint Eastwood’s movie, Invictus, which looks back at our most glorius year back from isolation.
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour | 2 Comments »

A Boksburg Love Poem

November 19, 2009
Posted by Boertjie

Time for a bit of humour maybe? Here’s the gap for you all to roll out your favourite East Rand jokes!
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour | 8 Comments »

The good old loophole

November 5, 2009
Posted by Boertjie

Seems the word “loophole” is becoming as much a part of rugby jargon as the words “lineout”, “who, me ref?” and “Aussies can’t scrum”.
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour | 58 Comments »

Blouwillem bieg voor Bulle

November 2, 2009
Posted by Boertjie

Dit vat ’n man om te bieg oor sy foute en daarom wil ek vanoggend bieg. Laat ek die volgende van my potblou gemoed afkry: ek erken dat ek geglo het dat al die jakarandas vanoggend oranje sou wees.
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour | 1 Comment »

A legend in his own lunchtime

September 9, 2009
Posted by Boertjie

South African-born Leeds Carnegie flank Hendre Fourie has officially declared himself available for England selection after confirming that he had officially qualified for English residency.
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour | 10 Comments »

The Rugby Team: Backline

August 25, 2009
Posted by Boertjie

Time for a bit of humour. A team normally consists of 15 players, sometimes of 14, but often of 16. Following on yesterday’s article, we look at the backs.
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour | 29 Comments »

The Rugby Team: Forwards

August 24, 2009
Posted by Boertjie

Time for a bit of humour. A team normally consists of 15 players, sometimes of 14, but often of 16. Here follows a short description of the different playing positions of the forwards. The backline will follow tomorrow.
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour | 5 Comments »

All hail The Beast

June 25, 2009
Posted by Morné

Dan from iafrica.com has got another exclusive where he chats to the Zimbabwean government on the talents of one of their own, The Beast.
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Posted in RuggaWorld Humour | 17 Comments »