RuggaWorld Humour

HUMOUR: Jorries of the Week

May 11, 2006
Posted by Boertjie

A South African website selects its Super 14 “Jorries of the Week” and there are some funny quotes too.
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RuggaWorld Humour: DIE BOER

May 3, 2006
Posted by Boertjie

Today’s RW Humour is in ‘Die Soetste Taal’ and defines that species within a species – the Afrikaner farmer. 
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Women’s vs Men’s diary.

April 28, 2006
Posted by Kandas

Are they really different?
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7de Aanslaan gets underway against the Bulls

April 21, 2006
Posted by DavidS

In our first episode we saw Frans and Andy discussing the Cats’ cunning plan to lure people to Ellis Park by buying two famous soapies. What’s in store for fans with the away game coming up at Loftus!
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Feline Rugby Dementia

April 20, 2006
Posted by Morné

Well with everything going on in the last day or so, I thought we could do with a bit of….well, humour? Or should we go get ourselves checked.
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RuggaWorld Exclusive: Cats buy out soapies!

April 19, 2006
Posted by DavidS

Our intrepid recorders have discovered that Cats management have purchased rights to two famous South African soapies in an effort to get fans into Ellis Park. This will pay the bonuses for the CEO and coach. DavidS would just like to thank regular Il Postino, who helped the Ruggaworld crew record this at Cats...
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The Chronicles of the Cat’s litterbox!

April 12, 2006
Posted by DavidS

With the change of management at SARU our tapes are pretty boring. So we decided to move our intrepid investigative journalists to Jozi and listen in on the Cats. What was said when Jake visited? Oh and cats management? This is not real we’re joking. It’s satire.
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Sporting quirkies

April 9, 2006
Posted by Kandas

Source: ananova.com Something on the lighter side. I thought that you might need it after yesterday’s astonishing performances by the South African sides in the Super 14.
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“Hair”-rendous

April 4, 2006
Posted by Morné

It leaves one in either speechless, or completely dumbfounded. How can their mothers/wives/girlfriends make them go out in public like that?
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Shock SARU Spears announcement stuns SA Super 14 franchises

April 1, 2006
Posted by DavidS

With the inspection team yesterday afternoon announcing the Spears fitness to compete in the Super 14 next year, SARU has made another stunning about turn in a move sure to shock even those who thought it couldn’t get worse!
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A East Rander’s view: Bulls V Hurricanes: The yellow Valiant rides again!

March 20, 2006
Posted by DavidS

I once checked out the Rooinek paper Sunday Times and there was this oke called Valiant. Prince Valiant nogal. But I schemed he was a lank moffie, because he wore chick threads. On Friday night I had a night out with Aldo to Pretoria. I donned my best stone wash denims, found my old...
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Our ‘Woman’s Guide’ to watching rugby in peace

March 7, 2006
Posted by Boertjie

RuggaWorld has drawn up a Woman’s Guide to Rugby Viewing to help all the men out there enjoy the games on television. We suggest you print it out and leave it on her pillow, preferably with a slab of chocolate.
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Blow the whistle on the not-so-Super 14

March 6, 2006
Posted by Boertjie

Why do referees think they actually know what is going on in the scrum? Why do the South African television commentators make absolutely no sense at all? These are but two of the many questions an Aussie columnist asks before he concludes that the first month of the Super 14 has been very forgettable.
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Do you know this feeling? – Part 3

March 3, 2006
Posted by Deon

The last one and the most important for most of us. Brannas, man the stuff can be lethal. Please always remember the water treatment.
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What women want me to know

February 28, 2006
Posted by Deon

After seeing the longing between KSA Sharkette and her Shark, this seemed the most appropriate article of the lot.
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Do you know this feeling? – Part 2

February 24, 2006
Posted by Deon

Last week we touched on the solving of problems relating to the over indulging of wine. However, as we all know, wine is drunk by the minority of rugby supporters as a “kuier dop�. Today we look at the stuff that can really hurt you, some even after a small dosis.
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An open letter to the Chiefs

February 23, 2006
Posted by Rasputin

Courtesy of our sheep sha… er, friends, at The Silver Fern (please visit them, the link is in our ‘links’ and they have a great rugga site), an anguished Chiefs fan pens a letter to the franchise. Boy, do us Saffas understand where she’s coming from! Please note: in the interests of the delicate...
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Cricket’s latest recipe can lead to the Sharks winning the Super 14

February 22, 2006
Posted by Boertjie

South African teams can do much better in the S14 if we can pressurise the IRB to follow the example set by cricket. And who knows, the Sharks may even be the first local side to win the Super 14.
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Fractions, friction and fiction

February 22, 2006
Posted by Rasputin

After two rounds of the Super 14 it’s time to dig deep and ask yourself: “What’s it all about?”  Chris Rattue from the New Zealand Herald provides a little Robbie Deans humour. “Q: And it must be even more heartbreaking not having Spencer around, now that the Poms have officially announced that he is a...
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Like excretion through a sewer pipe: So are the Chronicles of SARU

February 20, 2006
Posted by DavidS

In our last episode, the Cabal had expressed their worry about the upcoming elections. Then Cats CEO Andy Turner ‘turned’ on his ex colleague and then the big unions followed. In line with fear, the Cabal gets together to discuss their future..
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Do you know this feeling?

February 17, 2006
Posted by Deon

The rugby season has started. Each weekend friends come over to watch the game. Drinks are poured and fires are lit. The evening is fantastic, your team has won, but then you wake up the next morning and oh my dear. Headaches, nausea, sensitive hearing, diarrea. These can be signs of a serious medical...
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A little post-rugby humour

February 12, 2006
Posted by Rasputin

It’s been an INTENSIVE weekend of rugby – Vodacom Cup, Super 14, Six Nations. Time to sit back, relax, have a glass of wine and read a little humour. It’s an old one but a goody.
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The prop resigns

February 9, 2006
Posted by Rasputin

An old man, a battered prop with round shoulders, stooped, knuckles dragging on the ground, a devoted servant of game and club, a man determined to move with the times and not be a stick-in-the-mud, wrote to his club and shocked them all by resigning from active participation. His letter contained the following:
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Only in America

February 9, 2006
Posted by Morné

One always needs a bit of a chuckle every now and then – here are some quotes (or rather brain farts) by some ‘well loved’ people.
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“Want to race my motor?”

February 9, 2006
Posted by Deon

Valentines day is coming up and you want to give her something that will tell her that she really “races your motor�. Forget about flowers and cards, be bold, be a man.
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Quotable quotes…

February 6, 2006
Posted by Deon

I came across the following quotes and thought it might just be fun to let us readers have ago at them. Some are very true, some funny, but you decide.
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